Pizza

Yeezy

Yeezy

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Pizza by Pizza

need i say more?

http://pizza1.bandcamp.com/track/pizza

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You're joking right?

Bread? No. Not really. Just leftover junk, ground to shit. No fibres in that whatsoever.

Veggies? Where... Please tell me. The tomato sauce is just corn syrup with some coloring, and some artichokes as topping doesn't really count as veggies, do they?

Dairy? Oh! You mean the 'cheese'. Gonna have to disappoint you again. Not much dairy in it. Besides, dairy products aren't really healthy.

Meat. No question mark. Yes, there's meat on there. Sometimes. But not more than a couple 'o grams. So.

Apart from that, there's a SHITLOAD of salt in pizza's for conservation and the other usual junk. And it's greasy as fuck as well. To sum it up: no, pizza's aren't healthy. Fucking unhealthy to be more precise.

 
Man you must get all your pizza from pizza hut or dominos. Its VERY easy to make a homemade pizza on a wheat crust that is just filled to the brim with healthy options for toppings and sauce. Dont be so quick to jump to conclusions.
 
Boom. This.

I make my own dough and pizza sauce. Then you put a whole chopped up green pepper, a can of chopped up olives, half a sauteed onion, several different cheeses, then I put chopped up chicken and bacon on top. I pour garlic salt on the crust so it tastes just like a goddamn flavor crusted pizza from a food chain but its decently healthy.
 
Bummer for you, I eat so much pizza and I'm super healthy. Just had a slice actually. Plus there is plenty of fresh za available, thin crust is the way to go. Fuck Dominos and get some good stuff
 
did anyone actually get the point of the thread and click the fucking link to here the black guys song?
 
Holy shit keep it in your pants you unhappy whiny bitch. Good pizza is comparable to good sex everyone knows that mmmmmmmmmmkay
 
Dammit.... God fucking dammit. Pizza was the only thing I had left but you had to just go shoot a deuce alllll over it. Fuck you.
 
So I woke up this morinin, and as I start yawnin

dat milk milk pourin into ma bowl. then I thought

to myself, thought thought to myself, that I need to

take a trip to the grocery store. cause the bread is low and

the chicken I was eatin with the mash potatoes need a little bit

of gold- oops wrong song lyric man, a little bit of pepper. stepped

out the crib with the bear claw slippers. robe tied tight chest

no chest hair, store close at 4 so I gotta get there. cause it's like 3:50 and

im just wakin up, and it take 5 minutes just to get to the front. now

im standin in long lines lady with the baby probably buyin some

dog food, dog probably crazy on the daily basis ma dayz be like

this, cause I got to the register and then the store closed.
 
this one time i ate dominos at my friends house and then when i was sleeping i threw up all over the place. i tried to wake him up to tell him that i spewed everywhere but he wouldn't believe me so i slept in my chunks for like 3 hours until we woke up in the morning and he was like "oh fuck you weren't joking."
 
wtf kinda pizza are you eating?

Thin crust pizza with light cheese and light veggie toppings is healthy (and the best tasting IMO).

examples

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fucking delicious
 
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