Pissing from the upper levels of parking garage's

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gravteck

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Alright so it's Friday night and the clock strikes 11, pre-partyin in my apartment w/ my roommates is over and we're headin over to this house on the other side of campus to go party. We get outside and see that one of my rommates A.J. had left his car outside in front of our building for the last two hours with a ticket on it. So we all hop in to take it back to the parking garage. Go up to the fourth level and hop out of the ride. The movement in and out of the car must have jostled my bladder because it was time to break the seal. Another one of my roomies Sameer had to piss also but he just went to a corner. So then I saw the light. Literally the light coming up from the 2nd and third levels through the inclined opening on the side. I could think of nothing better than to bless the quiet concrete garage with the splashes of a golden waterfall. So I check the scene out and and let the gates open. So I'm pissing down into the next level chuckling softly to myself when I hear the voice of a black man yell up. 'Yo man what the fuck! You couldn't have done that in the next spot over. Fuckin splashin' all ova my shit.. goddamnit (expletives on and on and on). So I stop in midstream (so difficult) zip up the pants and run to the elevator w/ Sameer. The guy is still yelling and cursing, and it sounded like he was on the move. So the elevator isn't coming fast enough so I'm just like STAIRS. So we dip down the stairs and get to the first level. We can still hear the guy, and so we open the door slowly and look around all the corners, and then sprint for the exit making our getaways, beer still in hand. Ensuing laughter followed by an ok party where I believe there is a mutual interest w/ this chick I've had my eye on. So lesson learned kids... if you want to piss from the parking garage upper levels... either be able to stop in midstream, or know you can finish and jiggle before someone wants to hurt you for the potential rust stains you may be causing their vehicle.

 
thats one to tell ur grand kids

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
Ha ha, thats hilarious, Ya, when one o my friends was a party, he stole this kids wallet and took 20 bucks and put his drivers license in the fish tank. funny shit

I got suspended for taking my pants off in class. The catholic school board really frowns upon it. - skierdudeguy

Its better to be pissed off then pissed on.

'To me skiing is life, and you may say i have no life but i could image doing nothing more kickass than skiing everyday'-

flatspin 720

 
my buddy once pissed out the window from the 5th floor of a school that we were staying at for the Quebec Games. by the time he zipped up the piss was still falling on the parking lot below

 
haha classic ... i love college ... for only that reason .... remind me of a good trick... if you are at a party ... take and line the top of the ceiling fans with beer caps ... days later when they turn on the fan ... flying beer caps all over the place ...

True to the movement
 
thats fucking hilarious

LOL!

*tear

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
 
forget the urinals, its all about off the balcony, porch, into a tree, flower box, cars, street lamps, and any other thing that doesnt have an electric current

 
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