PIPE

how do they have a pipe? theres no snow?

mmmmmmm, dreams of campbell from last year....the one good day and my girlfriend was complaining the whole day. seems the exceptional snow wasn't exceptional enough for her, stupid bitch.

2 DAYS TILL PULLMAN!!!!!!!!

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snoqualmies already dug theres.......a little over a year ago. stevens too, crystal will never get a good park. years ago....like 8 years ago, they had an ok one, but no skiers of course. they don't need a park, i like crystal as it is.

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yeah...well if you live down there i suppose. stevens is gay, but snoqualmie kicks ass. it has....i don't know, spirit. i grew up skiing there as many of us have.....um, me and chris...and maybe kevin, haha. oh! Cindy! she was a powder pig too! snoqualmie is like our own little home, with a few different mountains to ski, a nice little village at alpental with really nice houses, a nice mini-mart....its all there.

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wow...i bet crystals pipe will be top fucking notch...you know, since they have never had a decent pipe or park ever....except when they used to hold those snowboard comps about six years ago and not let skiers rid the pipe...those were the days....whats that you say? stevens pipe is flat....why yes, yes it is...

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well the pass is good if u want park but if u want the pow pow got to crystal...and crystals said that theyd have a pipe for a long time now....so dont hold ur breath...

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trust is something that comes easy, when u'v never been a victom
 
haha, when i was 3 i crashed at ski acres and took out the ropetow and some other kid. Hahaha.

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'Avi!'

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

 
if you want pow go to baker. stevens pipe was deliciously shitty last year, but what are you going to do you know?

-Grant

bye el niño
 
everyone was a powderpig, me, cindy, davis, erich

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
everyone who matters at least!

shes prbly fukn sum dirty kid like sam caylor while yor up here drivn yor suby n bichn w/ shevan

'I can do any trick I want, i am a super-star. watch and learn'

He then went straight at the jump but right before he hit it he stopped and ran back up to me and kicked me in the shin really hard with his ski boot and touched my bum while i was down. Next while I was writhing in pain in the snow he put on a little pointy dunce hat and red speckled glasses and pranced about singing 'I am cookie fairy! the cookie fairy! Would you like some Chocolate chip cookies? how about some peanut peacan cookies? What is your desire, I'll make it in a cinch, when it comes to cookies and sweets, nothing says homebaked food like bryan fucking gallant'
 
i wasn't no fucking powder pig, i learned on my own. and without me, all of you are useless! erich, you were a pig too? shiiiiit.

seems like every day cindy's like 'Hey! Have I showed you all my ribbons/medals from my powder pig days?! Look, here's my hat with my name on it! Look heres my patch! Look, heres my stickers! Did I ever tell you how many races I won?!' I'm like 'Well you sure ski like shit now'

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so who has the best super pipe nearest to seattle?

it's not wether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get. -homer simpson
 
just so people know the reason that crystal will have a good pipe this year, is because the sister mountian of crystal in bc is getting one of the olympic events and therefore they want to make crystal good to.. they have a new superpipe cutter and groomer. and the pipe is dug into the ground.. its gonna be sick. there is a crew of boarders up there that are talking about a full time park with just a few tables to go along with the pipe.. i guess well see what happens

 
not if i rip out your eyes...THEN YOU WON'T BE SEEING JACK!!! where is the pipe? is it in that old spot on the way to green valley or up at the top of silver queen...?

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bottom of quicksilver i believe... old old spot.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

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Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers
 
New Half Pipe at Crystal!

Crystal builds in-ground half pipe for the 2003-2004 Season

Located on the lower half of Quicksilver, this new pipe will be the place to be this winter! Approximately 400 ft. long, 80 feet wide and 25 feet deep, this pipe is screaming for some action. Come check it out!

25 feet deep? good lord

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
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