Pink eye.

[DaveM]

Woke up with it this morning, which one of you guys farted on my pillow?!

 

[Lé.Skiing]

inb4 everyone claiming

 

[grahmcracker]

its not pink eye its eye herpes. it wasnt me. it was my kangaroo sorry.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

kangaroo eye herpes

 

[Montville57]

Holy crap... Did someone take a shit right in your eye?

 

[Puns]

man, pink eye has got to be one of my top 10 fave diseases. Got it in grade 6, got to go home and play neopets all day, and all I had to do was pick mildly annoying crust from my eye and get drops. I'll take that for playing neopets anyday.

 

[grahmcracker]

 

[CashmereCat]

It's serious shit.

 

[yuck]

it was kent. guaranteed.

 

[Sno.]

 

[Troy.]

I heard it was marsland

 

[Trace.]

It'll get ya, they hop around all innocent but we know what goes on in the australian Outback at night

 

[Mike-O]

First dingos eat your baby, now kangaroos herp into your eye.

What's next?

 

[E.C.]

yeah i blame kent

 

[DaveM]

 

[Blurst]

I pulled a you and gave him a straight cum shot right to the eye when he was sleeping.

Sorry Dave, ill let you return the favour because I know how you are into dudes and everything now after your "incident" with Ben on the bus.

 

[DaveM]

I'm gonna make you look perma-stoned.