Picking up lifties

[Doc.Stomp]

when theres a cute girl scanning passes, ever tried to get there attention? Vice versa for dudes as well?

Had success?

 

[PoLaRpEaK]

To easy, make sure to wrap it up.

 

[Ian_Fitz]

Do this it will work I swear!

1. Talk about how she's so great at her job every time you ride up.

2. After a couple times off riding up have your friend throw you off the lift.

3. When she comes up to you on the ground act as though you broke some thing and or have a concussion because you probably do.

4. When she asks"are you hurt?" Say -are you hurt?

"What" she will say because she's really confused....say it looks like it hurt when you fell from heaven. She will say "no this is serious, we have to get ski patrol"

5. Say -it's not that serious I was just falling for you.

6. Pee in her butt..it will happen../end

 

[Ian_Fitz]

Or even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.

 

[McNoche]

Or even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.

you have never seen a vagina in person have you

 

[Ian_Fitz]

you have never seen a vagina in person have you

What's that?

 

[gotti]

you have never seen a vagina in person have you

have you?

 

[McNoche]

have you?

Yes I have. On that note, tell your mom I liked her landing strip.

 

[PoLaRpEaK]

Or even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.

I think that constitutes sexual assault.

 

[John18_6]

My friend tried while poaching and got kicked off the hill.

 

[Zimmy]

"Thanks for raising the bar"

"I couldn't get down here fast enough"

"Let me be your last ride"

 

[dirthole_themole]

I had sex with your mom...idk if that counts?

 

[Drail]

At Vail Resorts, lifty picks up you!

(said in a Russian accent of course)

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

When she asks for your lift pass, pull out a magnum condom and a wad of 100 dollar bills "oops wrong pocket"

 

[ascent_studios]

I had sex with your mom...idk if that counts?

dude stop with the shitty ass posts no one thinks its funny

 

[Earl_Globz]

Dennis Reynolds you are on fire today

 

[Egg.roll]

I once saw a liftie with a cute voice, next ride up i realised it was a guy with long hair that had a very female sounding voice. scarred for life

 

[Jon_Taffer]

When she asks for your lift pass, pull out a magnum condom and a wad of 100 dollar bills "oops wrong pocket"

you really do love sunny

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Dennis Reynolds you are on fire today

 

[.Rybak.]

A cute lifty gave me a hug. You could say it's getting pretty serious.

 

[musclehamster]

make sure you take a deep breath, because sometimes they end up looking like this....

gabby from copper mountain colorado last year....

 

[dirthole_themole]

dude stop with the shitty ass posts no one thinks its funny

I'm the victim here.

 

[rileyhopperstad]

Or even better have her scan ur pass and put it by ur junk. As she's scanning it look into her eyes and slowly move her hand towards your junk more.

or, when she goes to scan your pass, put her hand near your junk but rip your pants off at the same time so she knows you're serious. Then, proceed to pick her up on your back and take her to the trashiest sleezer motel in town and get down to business.