Pick up lines.

[elemeno89]

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[PJS.]

Ah, the fabled approach a girl as she is walking away and say something stupid approach. Works every time.

Really hope some good samaritan bought that guy a hooker at the end of it all. Poor bastard.

 

[.ZT.]

"Do you work for Subway? You gave me a footlong."

"Do you work for UPS? I saw you checking out my package."

hahahaha

 

[Oldmann1584]

lololol these are all the shitty pickup lines people posted in the other pick up line thread

 

[nacho.steez]

im looking for

 

[nacho.steez]

"im looking for directions- to your bedroom" "you have beautiful lwgs- what time are they open"

 

[Miomo]

I lost at:

"How do you like you're eggs in the morning?

Fertilized?"

 

[7-3instacall]

i just...shit my pants, can i get in yours?

 

[RipeTomato]

"fuck me if im wrong, but we've met before haven't we?" haha

 

[sir_drums_a_lot]

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me, smooth, or rough?geeky pickup lines

 

[KillaSteeze]

hahaha some of those were actually pretty clever

 

[GuacamoleMane]

lol homeless guy at 47

 

[CheddarJack]

Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

What a pro. One day I hope to be this pro.

 

[YouAllSuck]

Nice ass, wanna fuck?

 

[Toasty.]

This is what i do for the German girls, cause 4 out of 10 of them understand me.

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[cwphoto]

what a trooper

 

[pussylips]

love this thread

 

[Juicy-J]

I put the STD in stud. all i need is U

 

[RICK_ROSS]

that guys my fucking hero

 

[Spinoza]

Are you retarded?

 

[buddychaps]

Wanna go half-zies on a baby?

 

[Anathema]

it only works because he's indian. most people are all "lol kumar" when it comes to goofy indian dudes. if that were a white guy or even worse, a black guy, people would be creeped the fuck out and probably more threatened.

 

[Gypsy_Skier]

lol 1:58 cut right before he gets slapped

 

[BolderPro]

Hehehe get it

 

[little1337]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[rockjumper]

Some of the good ones I've heard are;

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked.

Damn girl! You have small tits for a fat chick!

Does my fancy car make my dick look fat?

I'm going to fuck somebody tonight, it might as well be you.

 

[deleted5]

YouTube simple pickup

 

[Ski_Alot]

There all so stupid yet so funny

 

[jmasterp]

At least he got some boob action

 

[-MK-]

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

 

[Mules]

thats my favorite

 

[elemeno89]

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