Pick up lines

[Jehu.]

i saw a fine piece of ass today and i came up with a pick up line: "do you like mc donalds? cause id like to fiddle your mc griddle.

should i use it?

 

[T-Holt]

Absolutely.

 

[arneson]

not unless shes A THUG

 

[arneson]

NO! not unless shes a THUG

 

[fdsa]

Depends. Will you have time to finish her off before your mom comes to get you both from the ball pit?

 

[SCOO-WOOP]

I just use this one,
"Nice fuck. wanna fuck?"
60% of the time, it works 90% of the time.

 

[scratchproteen]

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[chardi]

how about: nice fuck, wanna ass?

i would seriously use that

 

[I_Am_Mod]

just tell her that her eyes have the same color as your Bentley ....And BAM you'll be dipping her meat wallet in no time !

 

[canterbury]

really OP, you thought that this was thread worthy?

 

[BITS]

If shes skiing: Hey, u wanna come home and see my suspects?

 

[EC-Skier]

Nice shoes, wanna fuck

 

[J..H]

Yes, use it, I also want this to turn into an epic pick up line thread haha first page claim

 

[J..H]

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world? haaha this one sucks

 

[marley-skis]

no. pick up lines are stupid

 

[nikkib.]

60% of the time it works 90% hahahahaha niiiiiiiiiiiice

 

[I_Am_Mod]

but surprisingly, the funny ones actually work quite good
ie. i once came on to a girl with ice cubes in my hand threw them on the floor, crushed them with my feet and said: "Now that the ice is broken, do you want to dance with me?"
She's now been my girlfriend for over 2y
imho as long as they're not offensive they show the girl you have a good sense of humour, so that's a positive thing + if you set yourself up in a vulnerable position, they cannot say NO, so now you have a chance to get to know eachother

 

[Ski_the_east01]

The king of pick up lines

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoOzbVxxYI8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5FxwZ51MLw&feature=related

 

[njwa88]

yeah thats funny, as you said, it shows you have a sense of humour. It's not disrespectful and insinuating sexual stuff all the time.

 

[E.C.]

hahaha i feel like i should use this

 

[JIBpsy^^]

My favorite one is. I gotta a knife so get I the fucking van

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

hahaha thats hilarious.i should try that. i never put ice in my drinks though.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

just go to the bar and ask for a handfull of icecubes, if they ask you why you need them, explain your cunning plan and i'm sure you'll get your ice

 

[GolfingElephant]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

 

[chillasfuck]

What had 1,000 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?My Zipper
That shirt is very becoming on you...but if i was on you id be cuming too
Im like a rubix cube...the longer you play with me the harder i get
Do you work at subway? Cause your givin me a foot long

 

[pmsnow]

The one that honestly works for me more times then not is using that stupid phone one. When she is texting just say "hey thats a nice phone, it would be a whole lot better with my number inside of it." then wink.

 

[skithesprings]

excuse me miss, does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[arneson]

ha so there was this halloween party and we were waiting in line to go in and through the floor there was smoke.(oh and btw worst pickupline ever..but shot down is hilarious.)so i think of the movie backdraft. so theres this hot girl right and i go up to her and im like hey have you ever seen the movie backdraft.. she says no.. well thats ashame cus it looks like there was a fire burning in your heart that went out and needed to be rel- lit . ummm no thats just smoke. and the fire between us is out . most awkward moment ever cus she was really hot and with all her friends but its like one of those times you gotta man up and take a fall.... it was worth it tho we really good friends now. annd i got some later that winter