Pick-Up Lines

[skithesouth]

I dont kno much about pie but u make my banana cream!! Anybody got a line that can top that?

 

[Spillway_East]

gay

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.

 

[Number_9]

I hope that if you get mauled by bears;

They don't touch your face.

Because you're really cute.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[triebby]

 

[RICK_ROSS]

my favorite: i see your new around here. wanna searchbar?

 

[skithesouth]

hahaha my b

 

[Mr.Feeny]

Can i borrow your library card? (Why?) Because I'm checking you out... haha

 

[PJS.]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[erichkuss]

LOL

 

[cmb8964]

nice legs, what time do they open

 

[ButteredToast.]

 

[JETS]

you're definently a virgin -_-

 

[anthony_B]

ROFLCOPTER

 

[Rainbow*Stylin]

I got two inches and fourty seconds of your life that youll never remember... thats your new one kid who made this

 

[JETS]

-_-

 

[Piste.Off]

do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?

 

[TOUCHE]

Hey do you live on a chicken farm? 'cos you're really good at raising cocks

 

[pomme-de-terre]

does this smell like chloroform?

 

[.frenchy]

hahaha +k

 

[Parrish]

Gotta love simplicity.

 

[hellomynameisjef]

 

[skithesouth]

the work of the day is "legs", lets go back to my place and spread the word

 

[leahey]

i'll eat you out for an apple...no...what could i do it for then?nothingha.

 

[elemeno89]

t'est yeux sont le meme coleur que ma Bentley.

 

[..jack]

i'm a necrophiliac...
...how good are you at playing dead??

 

[Poon_Handler]

They call me "coffee". I grind so fine.

 

[Chompo.]

You look nice. Just like my bugati

 

[MatteoSmatteo]

haha. this made my day

 

[TOUCHE]

hahaha i love that one. easily my favourite

 

[oreopancake.]

are you a pirate? because you're making me hAAAARRRRRRRRRRRd.

 

[comeatmebro]

best. one.

 

[asapCferg]

.

 

[Negro_Jesus]

My love for you is like diarrhea i just cant hold it in.

Hi my name is pogo wanna jump on my stick?

I lost my bed can i borrow yours?

Hey there lets fuck.

 

[soulskier]

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

 

[tommyp1ckles]

want the best thirty seconds of sex youve ever had

 

[Negro_Jesus]

already done.

 

[itsssyourboy]

you: hi ive got the entire dictionary tattooed on my penis
her: *at a loss for words*
you: seems like you dont know how to respond, thats ok... why dont we go back to my place and ill put some words in your mouth.

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

my threads

 

[bfnradford]

If you were a president you'd be Baberham Lincoln

 

[FreeskierRocco.]

I'm learning french... Your eyes are the color of my Bentley?

Is that right?

 

[zues]

best

 

[simon44]

Hey lets fuck

 

[zues]

i texted that to a girl last weekend....

the wierd thing is she didn't respond back to it.

 

[b-kul]

thats in american pie you dirty pick up line theif!

 

[paulgenovese]

win

 

[mode2n]

 

[Benson23]

" hey how about i take you out to a bar, you search for one though" . 1st take it to ladies men, 2nd search bar dumbass

 

[Bhblaine]

now thats fuckin funny

 

[carbon.pulse]

1) Motion the girl over with the "come here" one finger thing.

2)When she comes over say ' I just made you come with one finger imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

3) What do you think is number 3?