Pick-Up Lines

[Buzzell]

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?No...Why, you don't like pizza?

 

[ChanchoVelez.]

ha yes. this one

 

[Broseph_Stalin]

love this one

 

[FBGM]

haha shut down

 

[dlilly]

Are you my boss, cause you're giving me a raise.

 

[kaydawg]

are those space pants?

cuz yo ass is out of this world!

 

[kaydawg]

are those space pants?

cuz yo ass is out of this world!

 

[theIRONniggler]

are you a chicken farmer? Cus you sher know how to raise cocks

 

[Aidan-G]

Kind of conditional but..."Can I buy you a drink?""I have a boyfriend.""Well, I have a goldfish.""What?""I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter."

 

[Reverend_Steeze]

" Hey my dick just died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass?"

 

[poopandflush]

OH HAI YOU SKI 2?

LETS HAVE INTERCOURSE

 

[TOUCHE]

Hey sexy.

tell me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

 

[AlexF]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?

 

[DaveM]

Nice bum, where ya from?

 

[Jwalk]

hahahaah gold

 

[i0z]

hey, lets not turn this rape into murder.

^^that one is from LM i believe

 

[Hamster.]

i lol'd

 

[jib_dat_sheaa]

you have a beautiful voice, it would sound even better muffled by my penis

 

[AntifreezeSteeze]

screw me if I'm wrong but have we met before?

 

[The_Cube]

can i rub skippy peanutbutter all over your naked body?

 

[p_n]

owned

 

[thebeesknees]

i wish you were my mom so i could spend 8 months inside of you

WABAM

/thread

 

[YukonGraham]

See this ones practical enough to use in everyday situations

its not just a cheesy pick up line, its a comeback to getting shut down

you my friend made my life a little more hilarious

 

[thebeesknees]

FAIL 9 MONTHS

 

[J.DUKE]

so....do you like the taste of duct tape?

Are you walking to your car alone later?

Ill see you there...

I like the way you move

I wanna be on you

i wanna be in you

 

[TOUCHE]

 

[Davy.Crockett]

do i owe you 5 dollars because your giving me a footlong.

 

[teleak]

^

 

[balltoohard]

"hey legs is the word of the day... lets go home and spread the word"!

 

[white+wolf]

my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?

does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight.

get in the van.

 

[carbon.pulse]

hahaha best one yet

 

[Shukovski]

I ussually just say:

Вы похожи на горячие шлюха. Я хочу к пошел на хуй во всех 3 отверстия, а затем еще несколько.

 

[Dsnov832]

i put the STD in STUD and all i need is U

 

[8088]

are you a general...because you have my privates standing at attention

 

[FBGM]

you are a winner