Phrases that sound dirty but aren't

[TrickyDick470]

Pretty self explanatory, I'll start.

"Grandma, I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'!"

 

[davetron78]

what's worse than ants in your pants? uncles.

My girlfriend used to smoke after sex, so we started using lube.

 

[oldmanski]

I was going to make a gay joke, but fuck, come on guys.

 

[270on420out]

Karen please let me see my children

 

[Chron_Rabbit]

"I hope you have a big trunk, because I'm putting my bike in it"

 

[iced]

are you a magnum condom, because id love to try you on once a year and realize it was never ment to be