Phone got stolen! what should i do?

[henrytargett]

so i was at a party and my stupid drunk self set my phone on the table next to me while i was sleeping and it got stolen. I know who did it, and ive called the kid out over facebook message but he hasnt responded.

any ideas on how to get my phone back? anyone else been in this situation that has advice? any nice things you can say about me to make me feel better?

thanks guys

 

[Lansfield]

go find the kid and pee in his butt then fuck his sister. everything will be magical after that.

 

[henrytargett]

i forgot to mention hes black and a lot bigger than me

 

[MNS]

go to his house and get it?

break into his house and steal something of his?

 

[Lansfield]

oh shit. what kinda phone was it? would it be a huge problem to just get a new one?

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

call your service provider and they will lock your phone.

 

[henrytargett]

i already shut off the service and hes not going to try and use it anyway, hell sell it.

it was an iphone 4s with a swagged out case and a screen protector plastic thing

 

[ThundaKilla]

make him a mixtape on a cassette and send it to his house.

 

[theater.thug]

Call the perlice

 

[Blurst]

So dont be a pussy.

 

[crazysincethe80s]

I have a pretty big black friend I can rent out to you to come kick his ass for ya if you want

 

[henrytargett]

the point of this being?

anyway im pretty sure the phones gone so i guess thats how it goes. I do not like thieves...

 

[skithesprings]

you had an Iphone, thats why you dont say anything and track that shit down with wheres my iphone.

 

[Ronald_Ray.Gun]

im pretty sure there is a gps on iphones that you can get your service providers to find where it is...

 

[Parks.]

Call service provider....profit???

 

[J_MAC]

this calls for extremist anarchy.. but only if your sure it was him. First you send him a message saying you know it was him he has 3 days to either drop the phone in your mailbox(he might be shy/ashamed to confront you in person) or give it to you at school. The night of the 3rd day if it hasnt been safely returned, you take a trip over to his place, and you T.P. that mothafuckas house, throw a few eggs as well (it might sound fun to bring friends but do it alone, that way nobody can rat you out and NOBODY will ever know it was you or where you were when this went down). message him the next morning telling him your upset your phone hasnt turned up yet still, give him 2 days. Then the fun begins, return and repeat this time bring spraypaint, make sure its late enough at night(obviously). repeat the TP, then egg then spraypaint (whatever you want make it fun and humorous). And thats a sure way to get your phone back bud if that doesnt work then message me and il take it from there

 

[roddy116]

its a felony to steal something thats over $500, report his ass

 

[Parks.]

pretty sure its a felony to steal anything

 

[skithesprings]

petty theft is a misdemeanor

 

[.Duncan.]

Good to see the youth of the world have a strong grasp of the law.

 

[Deezy]

at least hes not stealing anything

 

[NickelPennyDime]

what does him being black have to do with anything?

 

[crazysincethe80s]

A whooole lot

 

[henrytargett]

well in context it was that he would naturally be stronger and more likely to ruthlessly beat my ass...

but other than that blacks are statistically more likely to commit crimes, and from personal experience they tend to be the ones that steal stuff at parties or break stuff or tag stuff or really hurt kids in fights. sorry if that's racist but just what ive seen.

 

[mmmpoundcake]

well if u have the find my iphone app... go to popo show them its with him get him arrest make his butthole hurt from his inmates then pee in his sisters butt PROFIT

 

[henrytargett]

i dont have that app and it dosn't work if the phone is turned off anyway

 

[Elmo.]

steal it back and fuck his sister while he sleeps in the house

thread = over

 

[Fun_dip]

buy a gun or a katana or a fucking baddass Machet(Mah Chet A)