Phone calls on the crapper

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Sokiem

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I usually make all my phone calls on the shitter, solves multiple problems at once, i mean you have 5 mins to kill, why not make use of the time? Pissing is different though, they can hear that through the phone. Was pretty funny, the other day my friend heard the turd splash and was like,"what are you doing?" "uh...washing dishes" ahahahahhaha

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
hahahaha, do it all the time

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you better not pull that shit on me, or il walk up to your house and set it a fire while you are shiting.

 
^hahahahaha

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I never do it but people ALWAYS call me when I'm pissing/shitting. It's really fucking weird.

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ummmmm. ya i cant say ive ever done that

"Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, passion, and an unspeakable drive for something new . . . for me there's skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything, every day I'm out there." ~Pep Fujas

 
get a bathroom reader, u will sit on the toilet 200% more just reading

no me gusta acls

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
 
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its great but i usually make a phone call and play yahtzee the best five minutes of my day right there

I Love Head

 
That's when I call girls, I don't want to take any other part of the day up talking to them on the phone so I do it while I take a shit.

"if you feel like going for an hour vacation to sea world then go for the one on the right cuz god damn shes the size of a fucken whale"-lat

J-crew represent

 
My problem is if you continue conversation past the dump you can't flush... so you have to leave it... and then i forget about it...

Does it annoy anybody that the first trick landed in Not Another Ski Movie WAS SEVEN AND A HALF FUCKING MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE???????????????? i paid for a ski movie... not a tour of a lightbulb factory
 
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