Pet Peeves

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One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwitch and tries to spead the jam and the peanut butter on the same slice of bread. It just fucking pisses me off!
 
Stupid people who think they're smart. My roommate is an absolute fucktard and he pisses me off daily cause he thinks he's so cool and smart

Example: He though he was gonna be cool and show off by asking me and his girlfriend questions from his homework. He says, "What does exophobic mean?" I said, "Is it fear of something outside?" He says, "Close. It's fear of strangers." I said, "Are you sure it's not xenophiba? Because that's fear of foreigners." He says, " Yeah dude but with an 'X'." I almost shit my pants when he said that
 
You, my friend, have no idea how to make a proper PB&J then.

Peanut butter on both pieces of bread, jam in the middle. No chances of the bread getting soggy if you're packing it in your bag, ski coat, whatever. Also, who the fuck eats jelly? Jam FTW.

 
everyone hates their college roomates. thats just how it goes.

mine i guess is condescending people, smart or not.

i try to not let it bother me but its tricky.
 
kids that think that they are the smartest human beings on the planet but you know for a fact that your gpa rapes theirs and when you bring this up they attempt to change the subject with big words that they think you wouldn't know.example---edwin curtiss (i dominated you on the trig test today haha and im a ski bum)

suck it Edwin

...yup thats pretty much it for now

/rant

 
I hate when someone is spreading something like butter and then they leave the knife in the container. Pisses the shit out of me.
 
I ended up becoming best friends with my college roommate. Just sayin.

Anyway, pet peeves. Hmm...

Fat people

Fat people who blame their problem on everyone/anything but their laziness and eating problems

Bad drivers

Guys at the gym who wear Ed Hardy shirts and trucker hats and just bro the fuck out everywhere, generally pissing everyone off within a 20 foot radius.

Arrogance

People who try to bullshit you when you're having a conversation with them instead of just admitting they don't know what you're talking about (usually happens with cars and skiing for me)

...aaannnd I just remembered that I lit my grill like a half hour ago so I'm gonna go throw a steak on it and think of more pet peeves in a bit.

Oh wait, I thought of another one. People who can't drive stick, but refuse to learn. I mean, come on. I'm willing to teach you. Don't get mad when I'm parked behind you in the driveway and you can't figure out how to move my car because you wouldn't let me teach you how.
 
Mouth breathers, bad drivers, juggalos, people who don't wear deodorant, people who don't brush their teeth, people who can't make quick , intelligent decisions
 
When I open up the butter container to see used/extra butter on the top of the container that was rubbed off from the knife.

Kids that talk shit when they can't do anything they say.

Teachers mixing up homework assingments, and gives you the wrong date and gets mad at you when you do it apparently not on the right date.

I'llthink of more later
 
When people repeat themselves or tell me somthing twice, it naked me want you scream YOU ALREADY SAID THAT YOU FUCK TARD
 
When people repeat themselves or tell me somthing twice, it naked me want you scream YOU ALREADY SAID THAT YOU FUCK TARD
 
Most people I talk to love their roommates. They can get annoyed by them and complain a lot but they are generally really good friends. Mine just blows
 
People that drive 5 mph under the speed limit.

People that are condescending and/or two-faced.

People in public being loud when they are talking on the cell phone.

Rolling in to hit a box or rail and having a gaper cut you off.
 
drivers that don't use cruise control on the highway, people that chew food loudly, and the person that "has been there and done that" or always try to one up you.
 
Lack of common sense
Panicked coughs; they make me stressed out
When people say I can't eat meat (vegetarian by choice.. not physical ability)
People not moving back on the bus
Always having to pee 10 minutes after sexual release
Unsafe drivers
and the musical genre of country

 
I always have to eat the lettuce at the bottom of my Big Mac box before I eat the burger.

When my sheets come off my bed and my feet are exposed.

Highschool kids who gossip and hold secrets all the time.
 
When people step on my shoes. SHIT PISSES ME OFF. And also when people making left turns at intersections with "YIELD ON GREEN", they go in the middle of the fucking intersection and when the light turns red, they turn. THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF TOO.
 
i was wanting this to be a thread today in math class, Thanks!

1. When teachers lick their fingers before they give you a worksheet or peice of paper, like what the fuck do you think i want your saliva all over my math question, uhh no.

2. Dumb bitches
 
-ignorance

-arrogance

^feel like those should be separated for how much i hate them.^

-people who are incapable of driving a motor vehicle properly

-spoiled kids (must say i am very fortunate for what ive been given, but some of you fuckers get handed wayyyyy too much shit)

-scooter-ers

-people who cant corner a bong

-UNBUCKLING THE MUTHA FUCKING BOTTOM BUCKLE ON FULL TILTS IN THE COLD/SNOW
 
Uhh...what would you like them to do instead? Sit through six lights before there's a tiny break in traffic, causing a huge backup behind them? Maybe it's different where you live, but this is common practice in Michigan. It's not uncommon for 2-3 cars to run through the red at the last second to turn left.
 
Theres the split lights, like yield on green, and theres a green arrow. Yeah I understand that waiting for opposing traffic is usually a large case to this habit, but theres no reason they should be in the middle of the intersection.

 
if you are in the intersection waiting to make the turn, and the light turns red you are allowed to make the left turn.
 
AR6Rider has been on point lately. I hate people who can't spell/ use proper grammar. If you don't know the difference between to and too you should go die in a fire.
 
people who think that 1 of only 2 measures, the other being standardized tests, of quantifying intelligence isnt an accurate representation of your intelligence.

people who say "im not dumb, im just not good at taking tests"
 
When people in front of me in the lift line don't go up with the people in front of them even though there's space on the chair. A few days ago I saw 3 chairs in a row go up each with only one person on it. Seriously, you'd rather wast everyone behind you's time rather than not sit by yourself on the lift? I don't get. It's even worse when there's a lift attendant who allows people to do it, especially on a crowded day. But you they shouldn't need a liftie to tell them how many people fit on a lift. People like that are either inconsiderate or just dumb, and I dislike them either way.
 
I really don't understand how you can be bad at taking tests. If you know the material it's easy. I have trouble doing homework because I'm such a procrastinator but tests are easy as hell. Being bad at taking tests is just being dumb
 
when people say the words poot, toot, or coot. it's like nails on a chalkboard. Also: slow drivers, people who stop in the middle of a hallway or crowded area just to stand there, inconsiderate people, and lack of common sense.
 
You should have put quotation marks around "to" and "too." You should have put a comma after "too" or started a new sentence there.

Get educated, son. Or, die in a fire.
 
Recently bought Fulltilts and can now completely relate to this, that buckle is a little bitch!

Mine:

-Indecisiveness

-Bad grammar/spelling

-R'n'B music

BUT MOST OF ALL:

VELCRO. FUCKING. WALLETS! I swear, if i was about to get down and dirty with Phil Casabon himself and he pulled a johnny out of a VELCRO WALLET, i'd stand up, vomit a little bit and say goodnight.
 
people that decide they need to do something just because you did it.

example: when i go to the kitchen to get some food, my brother automatically stops whatever he is doing to go get some food also, even if we were not previously interacting. it annoys the fuck out of me.

my thoughts - "just because i am hungry it does not make you hungry, and if i had not gotten up from what i was doing then you would not be getting yourself any food right now."
 
bahahahahahahh fucking velcro wallets hahahhaa

my pet peeves are girls that chew their gum like cows, girls who cant handle their booze, and when people lie. so fucking wack i hate liars
 
The first letter of the name of a song not being capitalized.

This "H" not being capitalized.

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