personal flaws....

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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yea, this kinda seems lame, but i was curious to see who would respond. so, everyone thinks they have something abnormal about them or dislikes something about their body. it may not even be noticable to anyone else, but you still have a problem with it. what is it?

i'd say i hate my ears.....if i cut my hair really short, they look like elephant ears. shit and one of my eyes stays more closed then the other....god damn that shit pisses me off. also my big toes....they aren't too cool either, i think ski boots or too small shoes fucked em up or something haha....but damn that sucks. also im a hairy kid so i hate having to trim/shave....

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I ride for that moment when I am hauling through trees, weaving in and out, in chest deep powder, and I can't even open my mouth, or the snow will shoot in the back of my throut, either choking me or quenching my thirst. That's why I ski.
 
13 inch dick... around.... think about it

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
small, bent weiner. botched circumcision.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Turn up the cool. Turn down the suck!!!
 
i get mad too easily

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
yeah i have a little anger problem and i tend to swear too much

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
 
im always sarcastic in conversations, and people get pissed at me

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
im an asshole a lot, and a lot of people are tight asses and get mad, but im just joking, and im short 5' 2'

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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**

 
i swear too fuckin much.. and im too much of a procrastinator.. but that's when it comes to school.. and when it comes to school.. who isn't one?

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
i procrastinate way too much. and im super sarcastic all the time unless im like at a funeral. i bang publicenemies neighbors too much too.

peace,paul

'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'

-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'

-//d-lite//

 
i weigh too much..im 5'11 and 175...but when everyone thinks i weigh about 130..somethings wrong

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
i get angry very easily, and i'm very sarcastic, and i have a ginormous head

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures

Leave Only Footprints
 
I have a bit of an anger problem as well, and haveing to shave every morning pisses the hell out of me, I hate facial hair

Oi
 
noone likes me. I'm not really sure why. Theres gotta be something. Maybe I'm just a jackass who thinks he better than everyone. Maybe not.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
im an asshole, sarcastic, even at funerals, im like haha they are dead, then i make fun of people whos moms are dead sometimes, especially this one kid, who is super rich, and is a boner, so i am like whats it like living off your moms life insurance, pretty nice life huh, then i tell him i shat on her grave,im just a big dickhead, and whoever said they dont like the fact they are 13 in around, they are retarded

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
noone likes me. I'm not really sure why. Theres gotta be something. Maybe I'm just a jackass who thinks he better than everyone. Maybe not.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
man tomorow i got to stop procrastinating. i procrastinate way too much, but i'll deal with my problem later

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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
 
I have a really strange laugh sometimes, I can get really shy, and I can be a huge bitch if I'm not in a good mood.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
yea, i'm always shy-ish, and almost everyone around where i live doesn't talk to me.....

but then i go somewhere else, and i'm the shit....... i dont get it......

and i fight with my mum alot.

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*Go Big or Go Home*

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im short yo

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be short

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word to your mother

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represent the ............

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freeskier204 say: 'don't be hatin, be procreatin'

 
yes, i too am a huuuuuuge procrastinator when it comes to school. and snonasty, who are you?

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
Im short as well. And my teeth are a little fucked up ahaha.

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
 
I'm a loner.

Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
 
MERCER I LOVE YOU SO it doesnt matter bout your flaws. :o)

******* .::Jenny::. *******

'Herb the gift from the earth,

And what's from the earth is of the greatest worth.

So before you knock it try it first,

Oh, you'll see it's a blessing and not a curse.'
 
i am super hyper and not shy at all if i no the people, but if im like on the mountain or suttin and talking to people i will be a little less outgoing until i get to no people, then i trust em more

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
i have a friend...umm..jameson....and he wants to know if he's fat..hes 5'11 and 175......

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'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend it feels like im cheating on my dick'

Viva la resistance!

'who cares what they think, i'm sure the slaves didn't like the plantation owners, but we all know who was living better.'PHROSTY!

 
I'm short (well all my friends are tall so it makes me feel short) and I'm hated by many people for no reasons.....I'll stop there cause the list could get long

Just a thought

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

 
as well im a frail, lanky kid and i weigh in at a good 150 soaking wet, and im 6'3. i also procrastinate sooo much, i think we all do, and i dont try very hard at school, cuz i was in the top 1% at math in ontario like a couple years ago, and now i couldnt care less, i have a 46 in a normal gr. 11 math class. thats whats wrong with me i guess lol.

proud owner of 'team ramrod', the best NS hockey pool team ever.
 
I suck at lacrosse

They're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa

They're coming to take me away, Ho-hooo

Hee-hee---haa-haa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those

Nice young men in their clean white coats and

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaaaa!
 
Well, i get depressed a lot. I'm also pretty damn shy... I have split personalities, usually i'm shy and/or depressed, but sometimes, usually when i get high or drunk, i get really energetic and crazy and people think it's funny. then they think i'm cool, but whenever i'm not like that, i seem to be invisible...

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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
 
I'm too shy at times, other times am not. I hate talking on the phone as well. my sister too. she hates it too. she used to make fun of me for it, then she realized that she is the same. I have a big scar across my wrist. people thinkI tried to kill myself. the scar doesn't bother me otherwise. just people.

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to be concluded... ahhhhhhhh, and I missed the trailer for revolutions!!
 
I hate my ears... I think I look like a monkey. I'm not photogenic at all, my hair is a bitch most of the time, I'm too loud, I'm pale as a motherfucker, I hate my legs, my arms are too skinny, my legs are too damn long and it's impossible to find pants that fit, my big toes bother me, my fingers are too long and too skinny, my neck's too long, and I hate my love handles.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
ha i hate my big nose, if i cut my hair too short its all people notice... not really that much but its evident. thats why i have longer hair ahha

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

JBarmb(lineskinj): east coast is to high strung
 
my i toes are reallytbig for the rest of my feet and im shy when i shouldnt be and too big of a flirt and my friends get mad at me

love yall bunches

whats doesnt kill ya only makes ya stronger except what doesnt

mouse

 
i'm sarcastic

and i hate 99% of humans. that's a problem. me hating everyone.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

 
oh yea, i hate basically everyone that i get angry at, wait...that's everyone

=J. KIESEL=

Take Only Pictures

Leave Only Footprints
 
fiveo,im sorry,yes you are fat, call this number,it will boost your confidence 1-800- FAT SLUTS , they'll talk to you and have phone sex with you,and theyll ask you to join their team,you should do it

President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
 
I personally think I'm still chubby... although many disagree with me ...

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Girl All The bad Guys Want!

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Boys are like Clothes... Highly Over-rated!!!
 
My nose is fucked from breaking it so many times, My pinky toe is unporportionally small, and my genitalia arent porportional(big wiener, not so big nuts) That might've been too much info, but eh... Oh yeah, and not knowing when to shut up

Proud member of the NS Ogre Team.

Member of NS t.A.T.u. fanclub!
 
I could be taller too, bu I think it pays to be shorter and look younger than I am,cause I get into movies for cheaper, and I also get into other things such as the ski show for cheaper. Its a good deal. so I don't think being short is a flaw.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com

 
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