Payback. But how?

[KJacks]

Saturday night me and my 3 friends brought girls homr from the bar. Our fourth friend, who was way to fucked up to even talk to girls at that point got naked and started cock blocking each of us slowly. Now usually id find this funny, but my girlfriend of 2 years just cheated on me and it was my first night out single.

Help me get back at him. I cant kill his family, his mom gives me free beers and food and dad smokes weed with us.

 

[maximiliaan]

Get back in your trailerpark! Fucking whitetrash!

 

[Jeebus.]

Kill his family (steal their beer and weed) and make them in to chili, then feed the chili to the kid. That ought to teach him, chili con carnival style.

 

[arnie_grape]

you should of slapped his dick around with a wooden spoon while you had the chance

 

[KJacks]

No

 

[twin-tip-hero]

should have beat his ass the other night when he was doing that shit. Shits not cool bro.

 

[Huck_Norris]

How no group of friends but mine seem to have adopted the "attack the drunk asshole" policy. If your friends get too fucked up and makes you feel like the babysitter, you simply beat/taze/abuse them so they never do it again. They'll think twice about cockblocking you all after he wakes up hungover and covered in bruises, belt marks and welts and there's pics of him naked and covered in spraypaint and pillow feathers on his fb wall.

 

[E__]

Kill your girlfriend and blame it on him, then go pick the classiest hooker you can find.

 

[Blurst]

Turn his bedroom into a dart dungeon. Just go up there and smoke cigarettes at all possible times.