Patriotic skiers

Lip_on

Lip_on

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This is for all them Country loving American skiers who truly are the most core. If you don’t use your 2nd amendment while you ski are you even American. Let’s hear it for the red necks out in salt lake and in southern Colorado, If you don’t launch fireworks at Vail headquarters I’m disappointed. if yall don’t upvote you hate America.
 
I haven't been in America for a while. what is the Second Amendment? Is that the right to walk around with open containers of liquor? If so I fully support freedom and eagles.
 
14617667:theabortionator said:
I haven't been in America for a while. what is the Second Amendment? Is that the right to walk around with open containers of liquor? If so I fully support freedom and eagles.
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Pretty sure it's the right to refuse an education
 
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14617679:weastcoat said:
Too many liberal skiers out there. Ankilla is right, skiing is soft asf for the most part.
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Nothing softer than complaining about other peoples beliefs. Wahh wahh I want more people to agree with me!!
 
14617686:Emma_Watson said:
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT THE OAKLEY OSAMA PROS

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I was at a family gathering for the 4th yesterday, and somebody decided to bring up the osama pros. Most of my family skis. God damn you could see the disappointment on half my family's face when somebody showed them a picture, like "I can't believe I'm related to this idiot"

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14617706:Rparr said:
I was at a family gathering for the 4th yesterday, and somebody decided to bring up the osama pros. Most of my family skis. God damn you could see the disappointment on half my family's face when somebody showed them a picture, like "I can't believe I'm related to this idiot"

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Next year in honour of July 4 lets send pictures of the Osama pros to random houses in Iraq so they know its the greatest country on the planet and they get jealous that they can’t ski. Even do a scratch and sniff sticker the smells like McDonalds and Malboros maybe
 
I actually do the same thing to villages in Africa but with pictures of me eating to assert my American dominance (im canadian)
 
14617680:Lip_on said:
It’s the right to guns ?
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“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”

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Scandi skiers is the most real we been skiing for thousands of years. Americans just hopped on the trend like they do with snus
 
14617735:Jibbcore said:
Scandi skiers is the most real we been skiing for thousands of years. Americans just hopped on the trend like they do with snus
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Thousands of years of skiing just to be absolutely dominated by us in every single olympic skiing event lmaooooo

And if it weren't for Norway ur region's best finish would be a bronze medal hahaha
 
14617738:Farmville420 said:
Thousands of years of skiing just to be absolutely dominated by us in every single olympic skiing event lmaooooo

And if it weren't for Norway ur region's best finish would be a bronze medal hahaha
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Dont care about olympic shit it aint core. We got Dollo and The Bunch and look at the freeride side we got Turdell and more. Usa population is 333 million and Sweden 10 million and we still have as many pros ?
 
topic:Lip_on said:
This is for all them Country loving American skiers who truly are the most core. If you don’t use your 2nd amendment while you ski are you even American. Let’s hear it for the red necks out in salt lake and in southern Colorado, If you don’t launch fireworks at Vail headquarters I’m disappointed. if yall don’t upvote you hate America.
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Rednecks aint as core as vikings goin berserk on skis in Riksgränsen
 
14617759:Jibbcore said:
Dont care about olympic shit it aint core. We got Dollo and The Bunch and look at the freeride side we got Turdell and more. Usa population is 333 million and Sweden 10 million and we still have as many pros ?
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We have Ahall pipe down
 
14617679:weastcoat said:
Too many liberal skiers out there. Ankilla is right, skiing is soft asf for the most part.
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Where are they? Literally every random I meet on hill, old/young whatever they all are hardline c*nservitives and god bless them for it. The only people in skiing who are leeboral are the hardcore skibums (0.00000000001% of population) There are a lot of evil hippies in skiing who pretend to be libborl for the aesthetic/manipulating w0men but they don’t really count because they grew up in a McMansion and are still turning point USA conservatives at heart.❤️
 
14617771:Jibbcore said:
AHall is a fantastic skier but you cant compare him to Dollo
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‘harlaut’ doesn’t even sound to be of swedish origin. althoufh i guess you could say non f the usa skiers are of native american origin either lmao
 
14617759:Jibbcore said:
Dont care about olympic shit it aint core. We got Dollo and The Bunch and look at the freeride side we got Turdell and more. Usa population is 333 million and Sweden 10 million and we still have as many pros ?
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”We got the bunch ?”

pull up a picture of “bmack” plz and ty
 
14617774:partyandBS said:
‘harlaut’ doesn’t even sound to be of swedish origin. althoufh i guess you could say non f the usa skiers are of native american origin either lmao
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I think Harlaut is french name maybe he got family there idk but hes swediah
 
14617776:armchair_skier said:
”We got the bunch ?”

pull up a picture of “bmack” plz and ty
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bmack has more creativity and skiing ability in one toe than you have in your whole body
 
Wait, I actually NEED to know if people concealed carry while skiing. I have never even considered this and it is both very funny and very scary
 
14617874:hank.ski said:
Wait, I actually NEED to know if people concealed carry while skiing. I have never even considered this and it is both very funny and very scary
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well if its concealed properly you will never know ?

and they absolutely are.
 
14617911:Jibbcore said:
Yes forsure! When I was in Gränsen I saw Joel.kristian (hes name on insta) going sending it big
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It's definitely a must for every season to go there. Sadly I might not be able to go there next season.

Best skiing in the nordics for sure:)
 
14617915:KalmarJalmar said:
It's definitely a must for every season to go there. Sadly I might not be able to go there next season.

Best skiing in the nordics for sure:)
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Yeah forsure i havent been there since midsummer 2020 but i hope to go there next season its a legendary place
 
14617905:Jibbcore said:
Finns in Ruka also outshreds the rednecks
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14617908:KalmarJalmar said:
Finns in Riksgränsen also outshreds the rednecks.
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clearly never been to jackson, bridger, etc. those northern places are littered with red necks and blue collars that send to the moon.
 
It’s French and his family are winemakers. Pretty sure he’s talked about it before.

Also Henrik moved to Andorra in part, from what he’s said, because Swedes are too judgmental.

14617774:partyandBS said:
‘harlaut’ doesn’t even sound to be of swedish origin. althoufh i guess you could say non f the usa skiers are of native american origin either lmao
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14618012:partyandBS said:
clearly never been to jackson, bridger, etc. those northern places are littered with red necks and blue collars that send to the moon.
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Still not as core as fjällen
 
14618147:Jibbcore said:
Still not as core as fjällen
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yeah we were saying out shred not core. them good ole boys dont give a fuck about ski culture or ‘being core’ lol so yeah what ever irrelevant place you mentioned is probably more core
 
14617874:hank.ski said:
Wait, I actually NEED to know if people concealed carry while skiing. I have never even considered this and it is both very funny and very scary
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How is it scary?
 
14617874:hank.ski said:
Wait, I actually NEED to know if people concealed carry while skiing. I have never even considered this and it is both very funny and very scary
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Saw a Reddit post like a year ago where apparently someone DROPPED THEIR FUCKING GUN IN THE LIFT QUE and the lifter just GAVE IT BACK?

like wtf?
 
It sucks that rednecks in slc and southern Colorado get framed as caring about this country just because they fly American flags and want to suck off cops.

Meanwhile they’re always the first people to trash public land, drive drunk, abuse women, be racist, be pedophiles, and a variety of other shit that hurts their community.

Romanticizing the western redneck stereotype is as juvenile and unaware as celebrating the gangster stereotype. Some of the most vile people you’ll ever meet if you actually live in the heart of it.
 
Alex’s mom is Italian, he has an Italian passport. He mostly grew up in Switzerland and speaks Swiss German with his brother. He moved to SLC around 18 years old.

I am realizing how much I learned about skiers from Dumont’s podcast lol

14618140:j.roc said:
pretty sure Alex was born in Switzerland and came to the U.S. as a youngin?
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