Parents

[crotchvent]

If you could pick anyone to be your parents who would it be and why?

My dad would be Thall cause he owns Armada and would get free skis and stuff

Mom would be Christy Walton cause evidently she is the richest female and could pay for me to ski everyday and someone to clean up after me and what not.

 

[deleted5]

somebody really rich I take anyone off the panel on shark tank

 

[Dolan.Escobar]

I like my parents

 

[crotchvent]

I like my parents

This is purely hypothetical. You still get to keep your parents.

 

[saskskier]

I also like my parents.

 

[cool_name]

I don't know many other parents who would be perfectly fine with me coming home at 5am after night out, so I'm going to stick with my parents

 

[SFB]

this thread is fucking worthless.

 

[Wampire]

This is a prompt I had to do in 6th grade. Terrible terrible prompt

 

[Aidan-G]

Will Smith and Kris Jenner. Their kids seem pretty well adjusted

 

[theabortionator]

this thread is fucking worthless.

,

 

[notspoicey]

well um immas is my mom............................................................who is the baby daddy

 

[GayWolf420]

well um immas is my mom............................................................who is the baby daddy

a dog

 

[SFB]

a dog

 

[JGWI]

Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.

 

[Brule.]

I chuckl'd

 

[theabortionator]

Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.

DAD!!!!! Stop yelling at me!!!

I CANT HELP IT SON IVE BEEN STUCK IN CAPS LOCK FOR YEARS! YOU THINK I WANNA BE THIS WAY?!?!?!?!?

 

[JGWI]

DAD!!!!! Stop yelling at me!!!

I CANT HELP IT SON IVE BEEN STUCK IN CAPS LOCK FOR YEARS! YOU THINK I WANNA BE THIS WAY?!?!?!?!?

That is the best thing I have heard all week.

 

[S.J.W]

Thall? You would pick him as your father? I'd have a potato be my father over him. At least it would feed me when I'm hungry.

He may be an amazing skier, but take that away from him and what do you got left? Not much.

Well he seems to have great morals. Furgerson MO is one example.

 

[Yaraelpoof.png]

I like my parents

I think this is the first thing you have ever posted that I liked

 

[Big.Ole.Diesel]

My mom goes bong shopping with me and let's me smoke in my room and go out whenever I want. Not only that she's a loving mom who encourages me in everything! I wouldn't trade her for a mom with the most money or skies in the world