Parents took all my shit?

vordulmega

vordulmega

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My parents "accidentally" stumbled upon my extremely well hidden backpack containing my launchbox, 60$ grinder, a quarter, a very expensive glass pipe, two bottles of visine, two packs of papers, and a couple of lighters and a hempwick. Is there any way I can convince them to give it all back (except the weed)?
 
they're your parents. thats their job. to try and not put out a high school drop out stoner into society. get over it.
 
try to get your parents hooked on the reefer as well!once they've turned into hippie potheads it will be easier to convince them to give your shit back (or at least share it with you...)
 
Leave home. Your only hope of happiness now is to leave home and live the life of a transient. Freedom and the open road. Go now. Godspeed.
 
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Is it just me, or are kids getting dumber and dumber?
 
i was thinking the same until recently when i realized it was just me getting smarter....

/end ego
 
hahahaha nope, getting the stuff back only means you will smoke again, and im sure your parents dont want that.
 
Well your first problem is that you hid all your shit in one place. If you scatter it throughout your room, you cut your losses if they find anything. Especially with so much expensive stuff. Since my parents never felt a need to rifle through my shit though, I didn't even bother to hide mine well. Just good enough so it was out of sight if you walked in.
 
Still confused as to why this hasn't been posted yet, but

1. Insert Penis into rectum

2. Begin to urinate

3. ???????

4. Profit
 
Well it was all in my bag cos I'd spent the weekend at my friends house while they were away and I was too lazy to take it all out
 
I usually just say that it wasn't mine and i was holding on to it for a friend... and that friend is gonna beat my ass if i dont get it back to him.

worked the first 4 or 5 times... but after my dad kept finding the same shit he stopped buyin it.
 
Ahah I know its a dumb question but I'm not gonna discuss actual intellectual stuff on newschoolers.....and it was worth a shot, you could say I'm somewhat desperate
 
I guess I just don't understand what you possibly think NS could do for you in this situation. You're probably not going to get your shit back unless your parents are idiots. Next time, don't be a dumbass and leave things you want hidden from your parents in a fairly obvious spot and you probably won't lose all your expensive stuff! Genius, I know.
 
or you could find out something embarrasing about your parents and blackmail em ...

i remember back in the day when i found my dad's porn stash on the family pc, at first i was disgusted and werided out, but then i recognized the potential of it ..

i'm still saving it for when i might need to use it against him ....
 
Mt first instinct as a parent would be to return all of my sons drug paraphernalia, as he obviously would not use it ever again.
 
Your biggest mistake was keeping it in a bag. The purpose of a bag is to store/hold/transport items, you gotta be smart enough to realize a parent will definitely check a bag if they find one, especially if its placed UNDER things. Places like under a drawer in a dresser are way more key, but then again you probably aren't getting your shit back so my suggestions really don't matter.

Can't expect your parents to give your shit back if you aren't creative enough to hide it well from them

 
I can always tell how good the weed i bought was by how pissed my parents get when they walk in my room. if they are like it kinda smells like weed in here im like damn... not that fire... but when they are like HOLY SHIT henry it wreaks im like yeeeee
 
I hide my shit inside a stuffed animal in a bin of old shit, and in my parents room i hid my vape. that shit will probly never b found. such a prime spot.
 
Dude. Get with it. Good parents don't allow their kids to keep secrets like a backpack full of weed shit in their room no matter how many crispy socks you hid it under. Mine ransacked my room like once a month at least. Either step up your game or move the fuck out. The fact that they searched and found the bag means they're not retards and they care so no, you're never getting it back. Ever. Go high five them for giving you enough freedom to get high with your friends but no so much you can casually do whetever the fuck you want- that's the hallmark of good people and you most likely haz them.

 
this. imagine if you were your parents, they were kids too and loved smoking (who wouldn't), they probably are using your stuff. sorry but its probably true.
 
you could try to get the vape back by saying "im gonna smoke anyway, at least let it be less bad for me"
 
Well if they haven't thrown it in the trash you can try stealing it back but theres nothing you can say that will make them give it back except for "give me my fucking shit" while holding a gun to their head
 
You just joined the 99% of people here who make these dumb stoner threads in order to gain respect from the NS community. Congratulations!
 
No, you're probably like 14ish. Your Parents pretty much legally own you so suck it up, or go buy more drugs.
 
If I had a quarter for every time a kid made a thread on here whining about how their parents stole their weed I would probably have like $2. But just grow up kid, its not the end of the world. once you grow up you will see there are bigger problems in the world. You should be thankful your parents love and care and worry about you. Not many kids are as fortunate.
 
I built a tree fort for this kind of shit. There is no ladder so my parents can't climb up. A lot of work, but well worth it.
 
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