Parents having sex ?

One time we came back from a night on the town. We were all crashing at my buddie's place. When we came back his parents were getting it on late night style; right in the living room. We thought it was funny ... My friend will never live it down.
 
I was at my cottage with a friend, and we're just chilling around the fire pit, smoking bowls and drinking beers. So I head back up to the cottage because I had to piss like a racehorse. Now the walls in that place are paper thin, and don't block any sound. So while I'm taking a leak, I just hear all these raunchy moans and giggles coming from the room beside the toilet (my 'rents room). So I just say to myself, "goddamnit, not again." I flush the toilet, which makes a shitload of noise, and all I hear is my dad's voice yelling from the bedroom. Something along the lines of "CHRIS?!?! Is that you? Shit... go back to the fire and DON'T BOTHER US!" Now, it's one thing that my parents were having raunchy 45 year old sex, but it is a completely different matter that my dad found the time between humps to yell at me. I proceeded to grab more beer, and attempted to drown that memory in a flood of hops, barley and malt...
 
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i used to be afraid of the dark when i was 4 so i would always go into my parents room and most of the time walk in on them
 
I just went through 8 pages of this, 8 pages of corny sex remarks and a little below average photoshops.

I love this thread.
 
i heard my older sister going at once. to make things worse, her boyfriend came downstairs all sweaty n shit and you could smell the aroma of cum. shit haunted me for weeks.
 
Me: 13

My cousin and his girlfriend: 19

Setting: His car

He's driving to Wal-mart to pick up a bottle of K&Y. While getting jacked off. I'm sitting in the back begging to be smit
 
why would you post on the internet about your parents having sex? you sound like you are proud of hearing your parents fucking. you have some issues.
 
14285451:shred.stickz said:
I was half expecting OP to actually share a picture of his mom, great 11 year bump
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Was bummed his insta is private, could have finally delivered potentially
 
Bang me like a hammer! That’s fucking hilarious, I realize this was years ago but how do u look at mom without laughing the morning after that holy shit
 
[tag=103273]@Dylan_[/tag] i remember this thread. We need to ski gore or west sometime. Hoping to make it back for the holidays next year maybe. I miss the jore days.

Also quality bump
 
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