Pandas?

yes someday he will see what i post in other threads, and notice that lil wayne is good, but not that good to be an icon
 
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We were talking about pandas yesterday and my girlfriend got all mad.

Here is my argument.

Animals that suck at living and provide no service to the world should have died long ago. Pandas for example. They only live in a certain climate at a certain altitude where a rare form of bamboo grows which just so happens to be the only thing they eat.

The bamboo is so low in nutrition that they must feed constantly. Their milk is also week and the babies are born blind and deaf and grow extreamly slow. A panda mother can only raise one cub.

Dont get me wrong I love pandas and stuff I just thought it was kind of funny. I presented it in a stand up comedy type of way after a few beers at a bbq and when we are in the car driving home my girl friend gets all pissed. "Why dont you love pandas." "You are a bad person"
 
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