Owner of Segway Inc. dies on Segway
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skiierman
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haha just read this. http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/segway-accident-kills-jimi-heselden-segway-boss/story?id=11736855
and i find it hilarious that they are questioning if segways are safe... well no they're not if you use them on the side of a fucking cliff.
and i find it hilarious that they are questioning if segways are safe... well no they're not if you use them on the side of a fucking cliff.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh_So_Hyphy
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its so sad i love teh seguway
geteducated
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segways are for nerds and fat people.
geteducated
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and beverly hillbillies
SlimDunkin.
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i loled
a_pla5tic_bag
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yeah how the hell do you drive one of those off a cliff?
a_pla5tic_bag
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accidentally that is.
wintersway
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^my first thought when i saw it earlier
BootySpunk.
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What a hipster way to die.
captainEMERICA
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its not ironic its just coincidence, irony has nothing to do with that death
artfullydodged
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yea, i heard he was a bit unbalanced
theBearJew
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http://www.dailytech.com/Segway+Inc+Owner+Dies+After+Riding+X2+Scooter+Off+Cliff/article19730.htm
Go to that article, prolly the same but the comments are hillarous.
My Favorite "I guess he's riding that Segway to Heaven."
Go to that article, prolly the same but the comments are hillarous.
My Favorite "I guess he's riding that Segway to Heaven."
A.Eberhard
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rickroller
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what a fat fuck she needs to fall of a cliff
freestyler540
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wow what an irony
thisandthatfilms
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i just died because of your pun
Bukkakeskitrip
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feel bad laughing, but meh
I should feel bad probably but that's pretty funny. I mean sad but really funny. Epic way to go out
ButteredToast.
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"Ok people, if your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then you would send a letter to the family or keep them to yourself. If you make inappropriate posts like this, then you are just saying, "look at how compassionate I am everyone! I'm so compassionate!! Love me!!" And that is truly disrespectful.
If your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then G** (for our Jewish readers) would hear them and all would be well. But if you have to showboat how concerned you are then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and it is disrespectful.
And seriously?! You are concerned for this millionaire's family? Go volunteer to mentor kids that are being raised by parents on walfare and get back to me. Sheesh!
And how about some thoughts and prayers for those who aren't recently mourning someone. Or those whos family members have died some time ago. I've had several family members die (as I'm sure everyone has). How about some thoughts and prayers for the rest of us?
I hoping and praying that true sincerity knocks on your door. Who am I kidding; no I'm not. I'm too busy praying for this Segway guy's family."
Is it bad that I agree with this guy, kind of?
If your thoughts and prayers really went out to this guy's family then G** (for our Jewish readers) would hear them and all would be well. But if you have to showboat how concerned you are then you are doing it for the wrong reasons and it is disrespectful.
And seriously?! You are concerned for this millionaire's family? Go volunteer to mentor kids that are being raised by parents on walfare and get back to me. Sheesh!
And how about some thoughts and prayers for those who aren't recently mourning someone. Or those whos family members have died some time ago. I've had several family members die (as I'm sure everyone has). How about some thoughts and prayers for the rest of us?
I hoping and praying that true sincerity knocks on your door. Who am I kidding; no I'm not. I'm too busy praying for this Segway guy's family."
Is it bad that I agree with this guy, kind of?
iSmokeweed
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applejuice.
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she's not even fat really, that's the funny part.
Yung_Gnarley
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LAZY fucks
