Outsmarted by an asian

BigRodRiley

BigRodRiley

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a little background info:

i'm a freshman college computer major, a smart slacker.

anyways i'm in the library having a hard time on my programming homework, i talk to one of my asian classmates in the same class. i ask him how his assignment is going and he tells me he is done it and that it was simple. i feel like a peice of shit that will always be outsmarted by asians.

anyone else know a smart asian that will always be smarter then you?
 
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yep, for sure. but then I think that although he may be a genius, he'll never be as cool as me...or have as much fun as I do. I'm willing to sacrifice a few brain cells for a good time :)
 
Man, one time, in my programming lab that i know NOTHING about, I went and sat next to this asian kid, thinking he'd know whats up, and the first thing he said, with NO trace of an asian accent was

"Man, I have NO idea what i'm doing with this shit"

Stupid imposter.
 
i know this is a joke thread but asian_allen had some legit things to say about stereotypes like this. not trying to be all serious cat in serious thread but...
asians will continue to be marginalized if they play along to these stupid pre-existing roles.
whatev, im a wicked smart but total failure middle eastern/redneck texan. with a new england accent. so categorize me haha.
 
hhahaha thats funny

yea sorry i dont mean to stereotype, i understand that it does not matter what type of person or where you come from to be smart, but you can't deny the fact that the asian work ethic is remarkable
 
Ha. Last week we got an assignment in our grade 10 history class. I am a slacker so I am not doing very well in history right now. This project is worth a lot so I decided to ask the asian in our class to be my parent. According to her family, getting less then 80% is a fail. I was so excited thinking that we were going to do well on this project. Turns out, she is trying to be a cool asian and not do her work and rebel against her parents, our project is due in a week or so and we have not started.But hopefully she will stop slacking and help me with this project in the next week. So remember, the smart asian is not always the best pick for a partner.
 
Get used to it. Some of those fuckers are off the wall, dont need to do a lick of work for a 4.0 in university~
 
this uber smart asian kid in my school got rejected when he applyed to a private high school. why? they've put a limit on students from asia because theyre taking all the american kids spots. so now theres a huge protest going on in my town because all these asian kids are getting rejected from ivy leauge schools.
 
At a recent bonfire, which the 2 equal candidates for valedictorian attended, i learned they lack street intelligence, and they are scared as fuck of cops. Also fairly gullible.

Also, im half aus, half US, my step family is Mexican. and my g ma is from poland. i have 2 accents, and i speak some good spanish.

sooo my stereo type is Skier
 
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