Outfit help!? quick!?!

[masterhatin]

Tomorrow i will be attending a no clothes dance party at my favorite bar. their flyer says "duct tape, trash bags, just no clothes". all i have is like 3 PBR boxes taped together im thinking about wearing...I want something skimpy pushing the boundaries of not wearing clothes, IM NOT SCURED aint got nothin to hide. So NS any creative ideas?

 

[whoa-dere]

saran rap

 

[dan1080]

loin cloth or a condom

 

[lgski]

this would be funny

 

[profa_212]

Fleshlight.

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

just ducktape tour cock and balls.

 

[Analocity]

just wear a sock on your dick and tuck your balls in as well. Its essentially the condom idea but a little more coverage

 

[james6345789]

Tape a plastic cup over your dick

 

[Jeebus.]

Tube Sock

 

[edai]

Ceran (seran, saran???) wrap

 

[Kreech]

Think about taking that off...

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

just do it at the party

in the shower

with a girl

in her mouth

 

[masterhatin]

Dam! you guys arent really fuckin around on the skimpy part haha.

 

[taylornicky]

Definitely a red solo cup over your wiener, and if it doesn't fit, just cover as much as you can.

 

[Parks.]

Get a massive thigh length sock so allz da bitties will hop on that d

 

[Lucas]

.

 

[rareison]

tin foil

 

[caucasian_chad]

Nothing. Do it for Shane.

 

[Flacko]

tinfoil around penis with ducttape belt holding it

 

[status_whitegirl]

if girls can get away with body paint on their tits, you can get away with painting your dick, paint it an assortment of colors on it

 

[dreadyboy]

get a large pizza box then cut a hole for your body and put your junk in it.

 

[MothaHucker]

duct tape man thong

 

[Jewschoolers]

pop a viagra and bring your favorite hat

 

[asfdfads]

/images/flash_video_placeholder.png simple, put your dick in a box.

 

[EricaMN.]

party sock

 

[Bateman]

Just wear a sock.

One sock.

 

[theBearJew]

Go with aluminum foil. Wear a foil suit. Everyone will notice you cause you will be reflective and fucking awesome. Plus foil is really breathable. You'll love it.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

 

[Spinoza]

Pics

 

[manzear]

What about two sided tape with a leaf....classic I know...

 

[2_fadez]

thats a shame.

 

[jibnut]

If you go fully naked you'll get some allotted amount of GNAR points..

 

[SterlingArcher]

makes sense.

hahah

 

[Dragonite.]

Get the long cardboard tube from a roll of paper towels. Shave your pubes pornstar style then put your dick in a tube and tape it. Then take a viagra so you stay hard all night. Next, tape a ski action figure to the cardboard tube so it looks like he's sliding a rail.

 

[theBearJew]

If he does it, hell be in hottest person at the party. The costume would look so flashy. He would really outshine the rest of the people there.

 

[5m0k3we3d]

COCK SOCK