"original names" thread

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DeakleMatter

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i like to claim "dick hole" mainly because im not a big currer, and its a nice surprising alternate to "ass-hole"

and while im at it, "poon-bag" is givin to my little brother. im tellin erebody this b/c whenever he says it i just laugh b/c if u think about it, a "poon-bag" is merely another name for panties.
 
my 9 yearold borhter comes u with the best though. He called my brpother a spanish lesbian a while back. pure gold from such a youngster
 
I think that was the best one best. But he only comes up with the good shit when he is mad. He was watching life with derek in my room one time and he was like FUCK DEREK. I just want to backhand him and then say my hand, hit your face, did you realize that, it was quick and right as he said quick he snapped his fingers. Fucking hilarios. Another good thing he said was to my mom after learning what the shocker was. He always fights like neo on the matrix so he says to my moms face-the neo shocker(while having the shocker on his hand)2 in the pinky, 1 in the stinky. Boohyah. I almost died of suffucation from laughing so hard
 
or how about asshole racist?

my personal favourit that i came up with while under the influence is qwat. its a subtle mixture of the word queer and twat
 
tool shed. Its for when people you would normally call tools take their stupidity to a whole new level. Also available is tool bag
 
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