Original Jokes

[timmi]

Anyone got any decent jokes that they came up with themselves? Show off a bit of creativity.

I have a dry sense of humour, but

I'm really glad my dog doesn't speak English, because now I can avoid the awkward conversation where I have to tell her she's adopted.

 

[Arabian]

Greatest joke in the world. Two drums and a cymbal fall of a bridge. BA DUM TSSS.

 

[ILLinoisance]

What do you call an original with an ab?

An aboriginal!

 

[maximiliaan]

YOUR JOKE SUCKS!

 

[howlongcanausern]

a muslim, an illegal immigrant, and a socialist walk into a bar

bartender says: what will it be mr president?

 

[Spinoza]

What kind of bear can swim?

A Barracuda

- my 11 year old self

 

[ILLinoisance]

There is a singular/plural contradiction in this joke.

Your joke is invalid.

 

[timmi]

hahahahaaa

 

[qeefmasterflex]

Ur mom goes to college

 

[ForeverYung]

Hahaha I found this quite funny for some reason

 

[Pancake_Fucker]

What has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leppard

 

[CluckaChuck]

Pretty orignal dude

 

[cowofawesome]

Relevant username is relevant..?

 

[danderson.]

A dull pencil and a pencil sharpener are hanging out. The pencil wants to get sharpened, but the pencil sharpener keeps doing other things. Finally, the pencil yells "Quit screwing around, let's get to the point!"

Eh? Eh?