ORIENTATION SUCKS

you shoulda gone to Bishop's. Our orientation week is so far from sucking it.... well its fucking awesome. I hope that you get some kind of orientation when you get to your school, and that this wasnt it. I hope that im not assuming too much when i think that its University or College orientation...

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
Orientation at ski camps is awsome. At Windells I got like 3 lbs of stickers.

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
worst shit ever.. everyone sitting in a circle doing those gay ice breaker questions... whats the color of LOve? whats one thing you cant live with out? if you were a word what word would you be?.... I almost killed myself, i cant take that shit

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^hahahahaha your name is fuckin hilarious I love it

I live in a place far far away, where on occasion the telly tubbies will come to play....and that's when Ma gets out the shotgun. Damn critters climb in our gutter system all the time.
 
worst shit ever.. everyone sitting in a circle doing those gay ice breaker questions... whats the color of LOve? whats one thing you cant live with out? if you were a word what word would you be?.... I almost killed myself, i cant take that shit

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My [college] orientation was lame, I just didn't go to most of it. It's not like high school where they can bust you for not going... so just don't go, problem solved.

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I had a 70 year old boss 10 years ago who made me learn how to drive the company truck without a clutch. He use to tell me that when the automobile was first invented there was no clutch and that the clutch was made for the stupid woman that did not know how to shift. (His words not mine, so ladies no offense) Anyway, according to Old man Jim, you can shift without a clutch without ruining the gears, if you time it perfect.

-Unknown
 
my safeway orientation was soo gay, i had to go on the computer for 4 hours and learn about sexual abuse towards customers and shit and they had videos that were sooooooooooo gay!

 
hahah whats the color of love

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Anything that makes snow deserves more respect than my mommy''- Giray

I HATE NY PRODUCTIONS

 
i used to go to a catholic scool and they did that with all the freshman they were like wat is love to u wat is god to u and other shit like that

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

go to www.freeheellife.com

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
mine was pretty good, except those goddamn icebreaker question circles as mentioned above. but anyways i'm goin to UW-Madison and there were soooo many fine bitches, all of which will be there next year of course but anyways it was a 2-day thing and they gave me a dorm room to sleep in but i met some kid from my dorm-building-to-be and we went blazed and hit up many parties, got blown, lots of drinking. didn't sleep that night, signed up for classes the next morn, got a new skateboard, left. my student id card is very funny looking, i was still all wigged-out at the time, almost crosseyed

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.
 
yeah mine was bad too in a way. as in it was a huge party but our frosh group leader stole our drinks tickets and left, and we wasted a day sitting on a field beside our sign waiting for the jerk ass girl to show up.

********OTTATREAL*********

It aint me, it aint me, I aint no senators soOOonnN, it aint me, it aint meEEE, I aint no fortunate oOONNE
 
grete...

you should have done the online one. it took like.... 3 minutes.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
orientation is awesome....lots of free food and I get to check out the freshies...although I'm on staff...not the freshman haha

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
orientation is like a 7 day party... all you do is get drunk and party non stop, maybe a few hours of sleep and some activities in between like white water rafting and... i dunno bowling or somethign... it's not that bad.

'Keep on rocking in the free world'
 
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