OREOS

[nikkib.]

How do you eat them?

 

[GratefulDead]

with my teeth, and salivary amylase.

 

[ECB]

deef pried

yes that is spelt right

 

[nikkib.]

just chicken nuggets?

 

[skichicky3]

with excessive amounts of milk

 

[GratefulDead]

just nugs, like eating buds of cannabis. that is all you eat.

 

[E.C.]

 

[nikkib.]

hahah actually? yay

 

[chardi]

i eat them as fast as possible because i am afraid that if i do not eat them quick enough someone may come by and steal the oreos i have not eaten.

 

[E.C.]

i cant afford luxuries like oreos

 

[DopeDiecuts]

And further down the digestive system is digested by lipase.

 

[nikkib.]

your life must be incomplete elliotttt

 

[Arabian.]

Twist, scrape off frosting with teeth, eat cookes.

 

[zerospinskier]

 

[Mr.Gaga]

oreo in milk mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[JamesR]

This. Moochers will swarm for Oreos. Second only to gum. Or maybe third to gum and Starbursts.

 

[iggs]

you gotta lich the frosting

 

[Arabian.]

People always comment, so I stopped.

 

[chardi]

gum is the worst because people may ask you for it even when you show no signs of having it. could you imagine if someone just walked up to you and asked you for oreos?

 

[JamesR]

And then you're fucked either way. If you say no they think you're a dick whether you truly have some or not and if you give them a piece they'll be asking for it every time they see you. If you give a mouse a goddamn cookie.

 

[nikkib.]

lol win

 

[t-roy]

whole cookie submerged in milk for about 8 seconds, then eat and repeat until all oreos are gone.

 

[ECB]

Middle school, sold altoids, 3 for a quarter. Made bank.

 

[Mogwai.]

hahah this! teeth are helpful

 

[EC-Skier]

lolwut?

 

[Queen_Selassie]

fuck regular oreos

 

[Mogwai.]

oh shit i set myself up. touche...

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

that. dip them enough that they're not falling apart and mush, but just the right amount.

 

[swalls]

With peanut butter!

 

[McFellon]

1. twist to separate each half2. repeat with other oreo3. put the two halves with the most filling together and eat4. discard or eat the excess cookie part