Oral Sex Gives you cancer

FUCK

what doesnt give you cancer?

microwaves, xrays, death rays, nalgenes, pretty much any food ever, lead painted toys, now oral sex

all the good things in life give u fuckin cancer
 
fuck it, everything gives you cancer so choose which ones you'll abstain from and sex and oral sex are not on that list, maybe smoking and refilling plastic bottles is but not this, this is bullshit
 
yeah like shit everything gives you cancer these days

at least your getting it from something sweet like head and weed
 
HPV is also one of the viruses that scientists dont know a lot about.. sounds pretty bogus to me. They probably based their study on rates of people with hpv vs. average number of oral-sex acts in ___ time period, which probably coincides with the number of partners each subject had.... More blowjobs = More sex partners = more penises closer to one's cervix = less to do with blowjobs than one might imagine?

i dont know, i dont claim to know anything about this, but it sounds really inconclusive.
 
fuck i tried looking for the article that said semen can help prevent breast cancer, but i couldnt find it
 
^ you fucked up the quote .... kind(S)

but what the fuck is with cancer now? shouldnt it have been giving people cancer years ago if it gives people cancer now?? total bullshit to me. if it hasnt been proven to cause cancer, then fuck it.
 
Shit just realiszed that you have the same quote than me, just the longer version.

And i call BS about this study
 
ummm yeaaaaaaaaaaahh. sorry to break it to you, but they did that experiment like 9 years ago. aanndd ummmmm, yeah, it does.
 
wait isnt that saying that cancer is a risk factor just for the sucker? not the suckee.

ur chick might get cancer but i think ur good, unless u been sucking dick latley
 
ahaha it was a bullshit article, but this one probably is too... and as for the quote, fuckin great quote, i can change it, its not a big deal
 
most media reports seem to think so!..

I'm seriously sick of hearing that basically anything you do or eat can increase the chances of getting cancer. It's fucked.
 
girls: just don't suck dirty, infected dick, and you'll be fine.

HPV is an std. you're not just going to randomly get it if you suck a lot of dick.

make sure his wiener is clean before you stick it down your throat.
 
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