Opening Days

RudyGarmisch

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Ok, make your bets and predictions on when the first areas in WA will open. mine are as follows:

Baker - November 22

Stevens - December 6

Snoqualmie - December 20

Crystal - December 1

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^Rowen^

Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
 
you're stupid rowen. very very stupid.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
no way bitch, november 29th for snoqualmie. mark my words.

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be aware, ski with care
 
nov 29 ill go with that its my birthday too so its goo dluck. It has opened then before too. GOd but thsoe mts are open in CO now im getting really antsy

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
how about we guess how much snow the area's are gonna open with also

I was born on planet earth

a rotating ball where man comes first. it's been around, for a long long time

now it's time to watch it die.
 
why? thats dumb. THey will prolyy open with as little as possible prolly like 24- 30 at snoqualmie.

(trust me, the '' things aren't actually there)

 
Dec. 6???? no way! don't even say that! .... ugh...so close...yet so far....

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
don't worry, rowen doesn't know what the shit hes talkin about.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
baker will be open in a max of three weeks

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
Kevin is resentful of me for some reason...

Stevens will open with 40 inches, snoqualmie will open with 30 inches... of rain.

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^Rowen^

Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
 
everyone forgets white pass, anyway, they will all open before that...

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...

The Lab
 
white what?

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^Rowen^

Grinding planetary rings would be incredibly difficult, not the least for which because there is no surface per se to slide on, and the collisions of the pieces of asteroid, dust and ice in the ring would make an environment that would not be pleasant. Your blood would first boil in the vacuum of space, leaving you so incapacitated that you could not maintain sufficient balance if there was a surface to grind, and then the temperature would freeze your skin, shatter your eardrums and sever your optical nerves because your watery eyeballs would freeze and then shatter. In the next split second, hundreds of particles of dust, ice and rock smaller than the size of this comma ',' would rip through your ski coat and body, instantly killing you. Your body would then still float about getting cut to shreds by the fragments until it is crushed between two colliding pieces of debris, eg two asteroids within the ring, which would grind your frozen body and regrettably snap your boards, boots and bindings, into dust to float around and become part of the massive debris fields that are the rings of Jupiter.
 
pass...rowen...white pass....you know, p-a-s-s..pass....i sincerely hope that helped clear things up

haha

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
he knows white pass, he was just making a joke that no one knows about it...

-The DR.-

Just chill and have an ice cold...

The Lab
 
its not that no one knows about it, its just that nobody skis there. big difference. its a choice.

i don't resent you rowen, i just hate you. nough said

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
uhh yep...haha knew that was a 'joke'...just making a 'joke' up in return to rowen's 'joke'....

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 


'how do you think I feel when I tell my friends, my husband sits in a little room all day with a bunch of cow assholes waiting for them to fart'

'no honey, i'm studying climate changes do to o-zone loss from methane gas'

'You study COW FARTS!!!!'

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be aware, ski with care
 
another meaningless post from sean.

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*disclamer*

don't believe anything i said above. i am full of shit and know nothing. that is all.

Sleep is overrated. But i do it all the time anyways cause im a fucking poser.

member #2961
 
that skit was mo tyte baby.

Me Brian, Kenny, Scarface, and the lovable old James..... wait a minute old James wasn't there. I don't even know nobody named old James.... get, get out

 
that skit sucked, they needed a better host.

Well, fuck me, im wrong again. Grant was on the money tho, well, nearly. Snoqualmie still hasnt opened yet so dont count all your eggs yet me boys.

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^Rowen^

'Shut up norton!'

-Kevywevy

'Its the Smell.'

'Tight, tight, crevice.'

'Haaappy H-H-aawwwwnakUU! Miiiirry ChRIStMasss! kWAanzaa!'

-Vern Fonk
 
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