Only in America...

please don't judge me or my country on these morons. I know they exist in other countries as well, maybe not as high in concentration or as loud and vocal, but they do exist.
 
Dude, I'm a Christian and these people give me a bad rep... It helps to point out the idiots though, so we can better appreciate the smart ones.
 
"Do you have any evidence to support your implausible claim that sodomites play less games than normal people? You can't just throw wild, improbable claims around without any proof to back them up."

Hahaha

Yeah they're just fucking around, I'm pretty sure. There are lots of joke forums out there.
 
hahahah wow thats fucking amazing. like i was reading parts going "are they being completely serious?". but wow, just wow.
 
doubt it... you should actually try and talk to people like this... some kid told me once that dinosaurs never existed

best quote from the article has to be this:

We have prayed that it would "just be a fad". But it's not. They're here, they're queer, and they want your children!
 
I thought that they had to be joking, but I looked at some of the other forums and I think that it might be true. If these people are for reals and are what christians are, I dont want to be a christian. Look around the site. notice how 90%of the threads are on hate? Way to take on the name of Christ. I am sure he approves.
 
Their Senoir Pastor has this avatar:

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But I do find this funny:

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oh poop. anywho the first one was a person with the KKK getup on a white horse and the second one was this kid being thrown int hell by an angel and it said BANNED!
 
RAPE, Gods holy punishment for wickedness.

After hearing from the ungodly women on this forum, I have been prompted by GOD himself to preach this truth, that the reason for a women's rape is her punishment for HER wickedness. I have commented many times on the habit of women, with there sexual dress and behavior, to entrap men to do wicked sin. The devil knows that men can be easily tricked into a sinful life. And the devil has found the perfect accomplice. A sexy, ungodly women to snare the unsuspecting male to commit a shameful act. To take the wholesome youth of GOD, and turn him into a lust-filled savage, unable to contain his lust until he has committed an act that will shame HIM and his GOD for the rest of HIS life.

We have known for many years that the feminazis of the world have always claimed they were merely the victims in these terrible crimes. But then GOD gave me his revelation last night. Rape is HIS holy punishment on the sinful ways of women. In the last 40 years, has not the incidents of rape increased at ungodly rate. Has not the roles and actions of ungodly women changed right along with them. A women no longer feels that her rightful role of stay at home mother with the many children she bears for JESUS. Now all the women have rejected God's plan and are going out in the world, to have a job, and not even need a man to protect and guild them.

The way in which our girls and women act in this country is an abomination! They are out at all hours going to bars and doing their dirty dances; dressed in clothes that reveal almost as much as if they were naked. And they are unashamed. Now it is considered cool to do strip shows in these bars, and on their web-cam for showing on the Internet. They flaunt their wickedness for all to see, and they become popular.

And then GOD proclaims his judgment on such evil women. A punishment that fits the sin. RAPE. Weather it be by spiking her drink in a hellhole of sin, or down the dark alleys where they get there drugs, the hard lesson of male superiority over the female, as written by GOD, is forcibly driven home. They learn that by not doing the things god has ordained, they feel the pangs of hell, that they surely will endure if they continue there ungodly ways.

But any punishment would be just cruelty if it does not work. And for many women, this is GOD perfect punishment. Do not these harlots soon change there ways. Do they not often change there dress, and were modest clothes, instead of there mini-skirts without the proper under garments.

Do they not stay at home, and shun going out to the hell dens that got them into trouble in the first place. YES THEY DO. And many of them, PRAISE GOD, COME HOME TO JESUS. In there despair, and the true feeling of being all alone, many come to Jesus to show them the TRUE WAY A LADY SHOULD BE. And many find in God's holy churches, the MEN that can lead them to true happiness. That by just living a good Christian life, subjected to the will of their man, that God will bless them with many children. Save them the burdens of the rat race of life and allow them to lead a scripture based role that God has ordained for all women.
 
thats fucking ridiculous he actually thinks that the japanese are trying to get a back at us for world war 2 by making video games that turn our children gay. wow. just wow
 
i read a few threads and i just got so angry i made an acount i cant wait to hear them all call me satanic the one guy who made the mario thread is the most ignorant person ive ever heard in my life
 
Whats scary is that there could be a few serious people on there. If anyone can sign up for the forums, they can't all be in on it right?
 
haha oh man, i'm not getting that game (aside form the fact its for 8yr olds, and i would never own a wii) aparently its designed to turn me into one of them "sodomites". i'm just gonna stay in my gated communtiy as to not come in contact with "the legions of drug-pushers, pedophiles, and terrorists that lurk in America's parks, schools, and pretty much everywhere outside of gated communities."

what a bunch of over-religious pussys.

you know i'm now going to join this site, in hopes of rastling up a few laughs lol.
 
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH when someone gets banned there display picture turns into an angel throwing a body into a bunch of flames and your signatures turn into "banned, aeternal damnation assured" aahahha
 
hahahaha.

Come on now, after the guy mentionned the word "creampie", I knew this was a joke. What kind of extremist baptist is familiar with such a word? Angel dust coming out of his ass, these guys on the forum are obviously very funny people, and look at the new posters who don't get it, their status is "unsaved trash".

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Landover Baptist Church is a parody website, so that whole thing is a joke. They just do it to get people to show up and argue with them for a laugh.
 
And for those of you still doubting, found on wikipedia:

"The Landover Baptist Church is a web site that serves as the home of a fictional[1] Baptist church based in the fictional town of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net forum are a parody of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the USA, and of Westboro Baptist Church in particular."
 
In the seventies, advertising geniuses gave gave him a wife, Poppie. The idea was so laughable that Poppie was dropped quicker than a Negro's trousers when he has a white woman alone.

ahahahahah hahahaha

hahha
 
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