One eyeing it.

When you get really, really drunk, and have to kind of squint with one eye in order to type correctly using the keypad on your cell phone.
 
Oh, you're 17?

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Tell us more about how good you are at drinking alcohol.
 
I took this as you are trying really hard to poop. hard stools are hard to pass so you bare down and have to close one eye in order to give er.
 
When my old roommate would get really drunk he'd walk around with one eye squinted and head-butt people. He aptly became named "Pirate Andy."

Oh you're 19? Please tell me about how hardcore you party.

 
For what it's worth, I have no idea what "one eyeing" it means, I just made a logical guess based on the OP's post.
 
every single night of the week shotgun a whole case by myself, rip an ounce in 3 hits, beer bong a keg, play edward handle hands twice, and do as much blow as i can before i have to fight back the swarms of horny sorority girls that crave my 3 foot long dick. then i light the frat house on fire and roast marshmallows. every. single. night.
 
squinting is the only way to be able to text someone when you're drunk

the worst part is the morning after, the booze poos, the beeriod
 
I remember when i was 19, oh there was this freaky party i went to with my friend Mike, oh actually he is on NS, his nmae is simba. He took me to the wierdest party. So we pull up and its bumpin Im like "Yeah lets get wild" But when we open the door all hel; break loose. Its a party off all guys. Im like WTF!!! even worse they were all naked. 2 steps into the house and Mikes clothes are already off. Im like I gotta get out of here. So i go back to the door and its locked. Fuck so i start to make my way to the back door. But on my way i see some fucked up shit. First isee guys ductaped to the walls and with dildos in their asses and other guys using hammers to ram them in further. Then I see a baby pool full of honey and 4 guys wrestling. FInally i see the back door and sprint for it. As i approach the door i turn and see Mike strapped to a bed with peope pouring marshmallow topping all over him, next thing i know all 4 guys have their dicks in his mouth. I had definetly seen enough, i sprinted out of that god forsaken house and havent seen mike since
 
Im weird? Did you see what kid of party he brought me to? You act like i wanted to be there, i thought i was headed to a rager
 
dude, you were such a pussy for leaving that night, you left even before we brought the fondue out and had dick dippers
 
I lost soooooooo hard at this!!!! which is so NF of me. But I'm TFTC.

I'm sure clyde is just a Sig Ep or Fiji, that probably explains why I have confused him for a GDI
 
I know EXACTLY what you mean. I can't stand typos, even when I'm drunk. Also, my buttons are tiny, so texting something really simple like "BOOTY CALL!" can take years.
 
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