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NiTeHaWk4787

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I FLIPPED A FUCKING GOLF CART AT WORK TODAY! I went to go power slide, and I powerslid the fucker right into a hill and it flipped over and trapped me underneath. I yelled for help and my 2 co-workers came to my aid lifting the several hundred pound beast off me. No one else saw so i didnt get fired and luckily not hurt. the thing wasnt even damaged, amazingly...

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
haha, i was driving one a few months ago and tried to powerslide, but hit a rock and almost tipped over. luckily they are so bottom heavy.

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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
 
Last year at my course we used to just park them on the grass at the end of the day, and me and a friend were parking them by powersliding into rows. The grass was wet so the steering wouldn't always respond as quickly as we would have liked, and sometimes the carts would just crash like bumper cars

'God invented tity bars so I could have a place to go get tities rubbed in my face whenever I want.' -Rob

 
i did prolly a 270 powerslide in a golf cart when it was wet going down a small hill, it was sick

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
yea when the grass is wet it kicks ass, and no tommy it cant explode mine was electric hahaha

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You trippin like R Kelly at a girlscout meeting
 
cool no one cares

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High North session 4

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'-Kris
 
some dick who works at this golf course almost hit me with a ball from like a hundred out wat a dip. i hope u aint like him

huck something
 
bah, get a job where your rents are friends with the boss. i was sliding across the wet floor on carboard, the manager (18 year old friend/nieghbor) told me not to do it again and since we are close, i did it again and took a nasty digger. all i got was a talk about the employees suing the business for getting hurt on the job. it was worth it

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
one time we did a reverse powerslide, it was pretty sick. and also we were going full speed and a water pipe stake thing was in teh ground and we hit straight into it. it was like 12 at night and it was low and we couldnt see it. huet like hell when we hit it

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
a couple of kids in our town took golf carts from a near-by campground and drove one of them off a dam. the other they kept. thats how they are in juvi now.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
a bunch of us on the golf team worked at this one course to earn a membership and the one day some kid loosened up the governer thingy on it and the fuckin thing was hittin like 45 mph

-brady

CBF.com

*NORTHEAST CULT*
 
damn those things are fierce, i hear they attack the groin when they are aggrgivated.

You can say anything you want if you don't mean it.
 
damn i wanna know how to loosen up the governor, does anyone know

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HIGH NORTH SESSION 4

The Hot Sauce Champion of the World
 
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