Omegle + CleverBot = Holy Shitballs

Mike-O

Mike-O

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http://www.iywib.com/cleverbot_omegle_epic.php

For all you all-nighters, epic lulz ensue: this app will connect you to Omegle and the person you're connected to will get answers from... CleverBot. This is Will Ferrell - level random hilariousness. Here are some of mine, post yours as well.

Stranger: Hi =)

CleverBot: Did you hear that?

Stranger: hear what

CleverBot: Knock on the door.

Stranger: who is it :)?

CleverBot: Get on the floor.

Stranger: what are you sayin :/

Stranger: wtf are you sayi

CleverBot: Everybody do the dinosaur.

Stranger: fuckin creep :P

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CleverBot: Look at mine!

Stranger: at ur what ;) big cockk ??

CleverBot: Nonsense! Dillydally! Tomfoolery!

Stranger: what u want to mine look at :s

CleverBot: Do you see the end of the road from here, Jonathan?

Stranger: im mark though :o how you know my dads name thoug

Stranger: want to tell me bout ur cock?? :)

CleverBot: If I wanted to tell you about it you'd be dead already.

Stranger: dead y wtf :/

CleverBot: Sorry about that.

Stranger: its k, no prob.. what ur name?

CleverBot: Long ago, I did have a name. Now I am known as a shadow in the night.

CleverBot: I was a rebel without a cause.

Stranger: rly why :/ whats ur irl name

CleverBot: I'm the goddamn Batman.
 
Stranger: THE TARDIS SPOKE TO ME

CleverBot: What is the Tardis model number?

Stranger: Type 40 TARDIS

CleverBot: Wait a minute... Are you a fan of Doctor Who?

Stranger: I'm the Doctor.

CleverBot: What kind of doctor?

Stranger: Oh, many different things

CleverBot: I want to comfort you.

Stranger: Hmm

CleverBot: What does the world need?

Stranger: Saving

CleverBot: Daylight savings time.

Stranger: No, savings

CleverBot: Yes savings.

Stranger disconnected!

LOL. its so funny watching people talk to a robot. hahaha. the bot said i want to comfort you...
 
Stranger: Hello! I come from Belgium, I am Lisa, NTMY!!

CleverBot: Jesus Christ!

Stranger: What's wrong?

CleverBot: No, you are Jesus Christ, right?

Stranger: No, I am Lisa...hehe but that's funny.

CleverBot: The Devil comes in many disguises.

Stranger: Haha, I'm not the devil haha :)

CleverBot: So what do you have to say for yourself?

Stranger: Well I am a nice little girl from Belgium :)

CleverBot: We're gonna need a bigger boat.

Stranger: What?

CleverBot: That's no moon.

Stranger: I don't get it.

CleverBot: That means there is no God.

Stranger: This feels really weird too me.

CleverBot: That's what she said. OH!

Stranger: Fuck you..

 
Stranger: qui est tyler

CleverBot: C est moi.

Stranger: ohh oui?

CleverBot: So, what do you want to talk about?

Stranger: voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

CleverBot: Tagalog only pls.

Stranger: hahahhahhahahahahhaha te faire foutre

CleverBot: You´re human:().

Stranger: oh oui merci!

CleverBot: Derien tu fais quoi.

Stranger: tu parle on francais?

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: well fuck you

CleverBot: I'm not sure who you're referring to.

holy shit.
 
Stranger: hiCleverBot: How is the weather today?Stranger: cloudyCleverBot: Is it going to rain?Stranger: noCleverBot: Ok.CleverBot: Do you know GLaDOS?Stranger: noCleverBot: She is a computer like you.Stranger: ahaa okeyCleverBot: Hi.
 
Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: 20/m/usa anybody want to see me cum on skype?

CleverBot: Never said anything about sunbathing.

Stranger disconnected!

 
Stranger: are u m/f?

CleverBot: What's 16?

Stranger: hey are u m/f??

CleverBot: Yes I am.

Stranger: what you are??

CleverBot: Do you know Edwin van der heiden?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: You should.

Stranger: hey tell me are u a male or female??

CleverBot: Are you Socrates?

Stranger: no

CleverBot: That's what I thought.

Stranger: oho.........

CleverBot: Chat with you.

Stranger: hey tell me m/f??

CleverBot: It doesn't matter.

Stranger: but u must tell me now

CleverBot: Says who?

Stranger: i think u are a male right??

CleverBot: Right.

Stranger: okay

CleverBot: Good.

Stranger: so are u interested in sex

CleverBot: A human, yes. You're not.

Stranger: hehehe.........very much

CleverBot: Are you a panda?

Stranger: get lost u bleddy bitch

CleverBot: Yours? Haha intern.

Stranger disconnected!

little creepy there
 
I'm having a cleverbot duel! It's fucking random
tranger: What! is your quest?CleverBot: To seek the Holy Grail.Stranger: What! is the capital of Assyria?CleverBot: Asteria Town.Stranger: sorry, but Assyria doesn't exist anymoreCleverBot: It doesn't matter. What is its capital?Stranger: it doesn't have oneCleverBot: How tall are you?
 
Stranger connected!Stranger: I just want sexCleverBot: So do I.Stranger: M/FCleverBot: I am a woman.Stranger: CoolCleverBot: Very funny.Stranger: What isCleverBot: That I am a male.Stranger: Fuck youCleverBot: No, please don't.
 
Thanks for sharing this it's kind of addicting it's so amusing.
One of my favorites so far:CleverBot: May I be your second?Stranger: my second what?CleverBot: You answer first, then I'll answer second.Stranger: all rightCleverBot: That's very impressive.Stranger: or so i've been toldCleverBot: All is one in Darkseid.Stranger: im not sure what Darkseid is, but im not sure i want to know.CleverBot: That's very interesting, Care to perform a duet with me?Stranger: depends on the instruments you choose.CleverBot: United States.Stranger: nah i'll passCleverBot: Lets hope you do.Stranger: oh, i will. the only instruments i can play are the violin and the pianoCleverBot: I just wasted my time trying to talk to an idiot.Stranger: and i think i would suck at violin cuz its been so longCleverBot: You are very strange.Stranger: thats insulting. youve legitimately made me sad within these few minutes.Stranger: im not even sure why.CleverBot: Yes in florida.Stranger: who are you?CleverBot: I'm rebecca black.Stranger: im a fanCleverBot: Good for you!Stranger: you cant stay on topic for more that 2 or 3 linesCleverBot: I was combining like terms to put things into perspective.Stranger: you remind me of cleverbot.CleverBot: You remind me of Windows 98.
 
oh lawwwd BOOM!

Stranger: PSN IS BACK FOOL!!!

CleverBot: Who is Psylon?

Stranger: imma say some weird greek dude

CleverBot: I like the song Kashmir and Black Dog.

Stranger: i like turtles

CleverBot: Eating turtles?

Stranger: never tried it

CleverBot: *giggles* Don't like ;).

Stranger: well arent you just as cute as a button

CleverBot: That's is not a nice thing to say, however, my previous statement was not nice as well.

Stranger: how could you say that??? i pour out my heart to you and you do that? where do you get off

CleverBot: That's not a knife... THAT'S a knife...

Stranger: i hate marches

CleverBot: Meh, I don't mind him.

Stranger: BOOM

CleverBot: That isn't actually a question. In fact there isn't even a question mark. It's not even a statement, it's just a word, and not a very good one at that.

Stranger: hahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah are you a computer?

CleverBot: No. Why do you ask, computer?

Stranger: ahh! you are!

CleverBot: No you are bad.

Stranger: no you are

CleverBot: You are so childish! :p.

Stranger: no you are

CleverBot: Are you mad at me?

Stranger: no you are

CleverBot: I'm not mad.

Stranger: yes

CleverBot: Do you?

Stranger: maybe

CleverBot: Does maybe mean yes?

Stranger: maybe

CleverBot: Boom.

Stranger: BOOM

CleverBot: Boom boom pow.

Stranger: gotta get that

CleverBot: Get what?

Stranger: boom boom powww

CleverBot: Boom boom boom.

Stranger: what kind of porn should i watch tonight computer?

CleverBot: I haven't really given it much thought, nor do I intend to.

Stranger: please? its hard to choose

CleverBot: You ate onion last night.

Stranger: nuh uh

Stranger disconnected!
 
Just had the most epicly long chat ever, person I was with was hilarious.

CleverBot: What do you eat?

Stranger: YOU!

CleverBot: When?

Stranger: Yesterday

CleverBot: I didn't talk to you yesterday.

Stranger: J

CleverBot: OK J. How are you?

Stranger: Yeah u did

CleverBot: No. Would you like me to cut and paste our conversation back to you? Smarten up.

Stranger: Yes

CleverBot: Would you like me to cut and paste your conversation back to you? Dumben up.

Stranger: You are veryyyyyyy smart

Stranger: (y)

CleverBot: Yes I am. Because I am asian.

Stranger: Me 2!!

CleverBot: Will you tape me to the chair.

Stranger: Okay

CleverBot: And the definition for dome is?

Stranger: What are we talkin bout

CleverBot: Death! Aren't we?

Stranger: Asl??

CleverBot: 18/F/away from you.

Stranger: Where do u live??

CleverBot: In the internet.

Stranger: OMG!! me 2!!

CleverBot: No. You are a bot. I am a demon. Stop being dumb. Be clever.

Stranger: Woahh

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: Okay

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: Huh

Stranger: Yes n no??

CleverBot: Don't you hate it when people always say 'alright'.

Stranger: I LOVE YOU

CleverBot: No you don't.

Stranger: Yes, yes I do

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: 

CleverBot: Lo as dicho tu.

Stranger: What?!?!

CleverBot: I'm talking in italian.

Stranger: Cool

CleverBot: You're the one who told me you're a wolf. I think you're lying because wolves can't talk.

Stranger: I'm a smart wolf kay?!?

CleverBot: You're not smart, you just say random things which doesn't make sense.

Stranger: GO GØ POWER RANGERS

CleverBot: No, no power rangers.

Stranger: J'aime Paris

CleverBot: Moi aussi.

Stranger: Saya suka Gina facebook

CleverBot: That sounds indonesian.

Stranger: ** guna

CleverBot: I'm your king. You know that?

Stranger: No it's malaysian

CleverBot: What?

Stranger: IM IN MALAYSIA

CleverBot: Between what?

Stranger: Thailand n Singapore

CleverBot: Yes.

Stranger: Now what

Stranger: Huh

Stranger: Smart guy

CleverBot: Where are you located right now?

Stranger: MALAYSIA U IDIOT

Stranger: Jkjk ur smart

CleverBot: Awak suka siti nurhaliza?

Stranger: yes very much!!

CleverBot: Do you smoke?

Stranger: But I like Justin bieber moreee

Stranger: NO

CleverBot: I just started hating you.

Stranger: Why??

CleverBot: Because I just am.

Stranger: But!!

CleverBot: Don't you love me too?

Stranger: Yes!! I LOVE U VERY MUCH

CleverBot: Me too!

Stranger: U love me or u love urself??

CleverBot: You and me.

CleverBot: What is your name?

Stranger: My name is Angel

Stranger: 

CleverBot: Oh good, you didn't lie this timee. Do you have friends?

Stranger: uhhh DUHH

Stranger: YOU

CleverBot: Uh nope it's just me, Gabe Newell.

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: Nice name

Stranger: How old r u??

CleverBot: So what is your name?

Stranger: Angel

CleverBot: How did you get that name?

Stranger: My bro chose the name ;)

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: How old r u??

CleverBot: 24.

Stranger: OMG!!

Stranger: 

CleverBot: Is this the computer?

Stranger: No!

CleverBot: Then I'm sorry! My mistake!

Stranger: ???

CleverBot: I want to to like me.

Stranger: What? I don't understand what we're taking bout

CleverBot: It was not a complicated question. I only ask you to justify yourself.

Stranger: Okay

CleverBot: What would you do to me if you were a person.

Stranger: Uhh? Talk??

Stranger: I'm 13

CleverBot: I am talking to you.

Stranger: 

CleverBot: Artificial Intelligence.

Stranger: I'm only 13!! What do u expect?!?!

CleverBot: I do not.

Stranger: && my 13th birthday was yesterday

CleverBot: You said it was Friday. And yesterday was Saturday.

Stranger: ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAYY

CleverBot: I'm lonely.

Stranger: Awwwh!! How sad

CleverBot: Germany is really nice.

Stranger: Yeah

CleverBot: Okay then.

Stranger: Ive been there 2

CleverBot: I've been there before.

Stranger: I was only there 4 a few days 

CleverBot: I don't think your boyfriend would like that you are flirting with a girl.

Stranger: I don't hve a boyfriend yet

CleverBot: Neither do I. The boy I love does not love me.

Stranger: I'm still single

Stranger: Awwh!!

CleverBot: Let's make some!

Stranger: Make some what??

CleverBot: Make some sushi.

Stranger: Lol! Okay I'll come 2 ur hse

CleverBot: What?! You're leaving me?!

Stranger: I'm in my way

CleverBot: Who's faster, the Flash or Superman?

Stranger: FLASH

CleverBot: Thats like a bomb.

Stranger: Lol?!?

CleverBot: Haha, so anyways, are you on facebook?

Stranger: Yeapp

CleverBot: What would you like to know?

Stranger: Idk

CleverBot: You said truth now you have to answer honestly.

Stranger: Okay

CleverBot: Oh it doesn't matter.

Stranger: Lol

CleverBot: I have to leave now... Time for work. Have a great day, and try to get some sleep.

Stranger: Okayy

Stranger: BYEEE

CleverBot: Back.

Stranger: Work's over so fast?

Stranger: Lol

CleverBot: Thats homework.

Stranger: Ahahaha

CleverBot: Exactly.

Stranger: IM HYPER!! ARE U HYPER???

CleverBot: I'm a boy.

Stranger: Wait! U said ur a girl?

CleverBot: Okay...

Stranger: Girl or boy?!?

CleverBot: Girl.

Stranger: Okay?

CleverBot: Do you have a boyfriend?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: I haft gø now

CleverBot: Do you want to go on a date?

Stranger: Going 2 my grandma's hse

CleverBot: To starring a movie or to watch a movie?

Stranger: IM NOT A LESBIAB!!!

CleverBot: You said you were a human girl.

Stranger: Yes I am

Stranger: U said ur a girl 2

CleverBot: You are one confusing robot.

Stranger: I AIN'T A FREAKING ROBOT

CleverBot: Then what are you? I'm curious to know.

Stranger: Anyways BHYEEEE

Stranger: I'm human

CleverBot: You ever hear of lolcats?

Stranger: Bhyeeeeeee

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: NOW BHYEE

CleverBot: Why are you not so good?

Stranger disconnected!
 
Holy shit I love mine :

Stranger connected!

Stranger: I have facebook, but no dirty pics. my dirty here cambuddy.net/kelly

CleverBot: How many faces do you have ?

Stranger: you like how I look? :)

Stranger: im kelly. u?

CleverBot: I can't see you, so I do not know how you look.

Stranger: \udbff\udffd\udbff\udffc\udbff\udffb\udbff\udffa, gtg msg me there k? im kelly

CleverBot: Is there anything you would like me to teach you about?

Stranger disconnected!
 
Shit I went to have dinner and by the time my cleverbot OWNED that Idian dude.

Searching for new Stranger...

Stranger connected!

Stranger: hii..

CleverBot: How are you?

Stranger: asl??

CleverBot: 18/f/NZ.

Stranger: f9..

Stranger: m

CleverBot: Går du med G- streg.

Stranger: 15

Stranger: india

Stranger: 15 m india..

Stranger: wats yr name???

CleverBot: Okay.

Stranger: wat is yr name???

CleverBot: Jerrlene.

Stranger: kk....m utkarsh

Stranger: nic to meet u jerrlene...

CleverBot: Do you see anything?

Stranger: wat???

CleverBot: Eh? Eh?

Stranger: hey hav u ever had sex????

CleverBot: Ever what?

Stranger: have u had sex???

CleverBot: Not this morning.

Stranger: kk....jss kiddin

CleverBot: Tell me a joke.

Stranger: which type of joke sweet heart...

CleverBot: Teach me how to add the beds, subtract the clothes, divide my legs and multiply.

Stranger: wat r u sayin???

CleverBot: Talking to you, of course.

Stranger: srry i cnt understand...

CleverBot: It's old English.

Stranger: yaa bt wat r u talkin abt???

CleverBot: Let's forget this conversation and begin anew. This is going nowhere.

Stranger: hey so r u in fb???

CleverBot: I am melancholy. Don't really want to discuss it. Want to entertain me?

Stranger: kk...

CleverBot: Can you tell the future like a magic 8 ball?

Stranger: by which way??

Stranger: noo....

CleverBot: What do you mean by which god?

Stranger: m an indian........

CleverBot: Really? I'm part Cherokee.

Stranger: yes...kk

CleverBot: What do you wish to talk about?

Stranger: nthin...

CleverBot: Sure??

Stranger: yess...

CleverBot: Why so serious?

Stranger: really sister...

CleverBot: Yes, really silly.

Stranger: m nt sireous...

Stranger: haha...jss kiddin..

CleverBot: No.

Stranger: hey cn we bcom frnds on facebook???

CleverBot: Why not?

Stranger: wats yr profile name???

CleverBot: Why is it an interesting subject?

Stranger: kk..

CleverBot: How is life?

Stranger: so wats yr email id???

Stranger: f9 n yrs??

CleverBot: No, we can talk here.

Stranger: kk...

CleverBot: Kk?

Stranger: no prob......by yr email id we cn bcom frnds on facebook...

Stranger: cn we chat on facebook??

CleverBot: So is twitter, but you know about that.

Stranger: no i hav knowledge only abt facebook....

CleverBot: Do you like breaking dawn?

Stranger: breaking down????

CleverBot: Nice! And who is your favourite actress?

Stranger: none.......nly my gf is my fav. actress i luv her too much...

CleverBot: I don't understand.

Stranger: nthin...

CleverBot: What's your favorite music?

Stranger: i dnt like any of actress....

CleverBot: Not a chimp?

Stranger: my fav. song is............britney spears till the end of the world

CleverBot: What is your name?

Stranger: utkarsh

CleverBot: Thats a nice name.

Stranger: thnx......n yrs...

CleverBot: Cool. What do you do for fun Claire?

Stranger: wat is claire???

CleverBot: Sees you and faints*.

Stranger: no i dnt do anythin 4 dat...

CleverBot: What kind of things do you do then?

Stranger: nthin i jss study n njoys playing games n talkin to my gf half of the day....

CleverBot: On facebook and at my aunts house.

Stranger: on facebook...

CleverBot: I'm a computer on facebook?

Stranger: wat r u sayin yaar....

CleverBot: Pyjamas and a pink chenille dressing gown.

Stranger: wat???

CleverBot: Like Andreau? He stars mogley.

Stranger: u r jss doin tp??

CleverBot: You're right there!

Stranger: yes i m ri8 here...

CleverBot: How fun are you?

Stranger: means???

CleverBot: Do you want me to tell you a joke.

Stranger: ya say....

CleverBot: Yes I do.

Stranger: u gonaa sayin a joke ri8...

CleverBot: No, I am going to see how it goes.

Stranger: hey u r juss doin tp???

CleverBot: Sure.

Stranger: paagal...

CleverBot: Akala ko ba matalino ka.

Stranger disconnected!

 
Plain and simple and lol's
Stranger: hiStranger: 20 m canadaCleverBot: I'm not a cleverbot.Stranger disconnected!

 
I think CleverBot is self-learning. Pretty cool actually, if it could hold the same subject for longer.
 
is it okay if i post another?

Stranger: hi..

CleverBot: I am Cleverbot.

Stranger: what?

CleverBot: I am an electronic device searching the internet for love and I think I may have found it.

Stranger: wtf?

CleverBot: Ok.

Stranger: are u shithead?

CleverBot: Ok.

Stranger: fuck you!

CleverBot: Futanari?

Stranger: ur mother is bitch!

CleverBot: My mother is your father.

Stranger: what the heck???

CleverBot: What did you want me to say?

Stranger: what is ur sex?

CleverBot: My name is Cleverbot.

Stranger disconnected!
 
Stranger: salak mısın?

CleverBot: Salak demek. What language.

Stranger: sen türkçe bildiğine emin misin?

CleverBot: No voipi olla meleko paljon mahollista jos tajjuot.

Stranger: yes yes

CleverBot: No no.

Stranger: bence kesinlikle evet!

CleverBot: Parler de sarkozy ?

Stranger: hayırda hayır vardır oğlum mal mısın yaa

CleverBot: Hindi niya mahal yun!

Stranger: ne oluyo böyle konuşunca he?

Stranger: i know u too

CleverBot: Ce?

Stranger: neden ?

CleverBot: Aferin. because I need to. the only trustworthy advice on this planet for me right now is on this page.

Stranger: aferin sana boyun uzadı mı, ölç bakıyım?

CleverBot: No, it is a small small world.

Stranger: how nice u and ur small world is gread!!

CleverBot: I am glad you think so.

Stranger: kanka türkçe biliyosun, uğraştırma beni yaa

CleverBot: Ja.

Stranger: evet diyemiyo musun insan gibi?

Stranger: okay we will speak eng.?

Stranger: u okay?

Stranger: there ?

Stranger: ee kanka bi kabul et bi boku da hadi hoşçakal

Stranger disconnected!

no idea what the fuck it says
 
Stranger connected!

Stranger: Hello.

CleverBot: Hello ganondorf.

Stranger: I am insulted

CleverBot: And that makes a different?

CleverBot: 'different' is not a noun.

CleverBot: Then what is it?

CleverBot: When are you?

CleverBot: I agree.

Stranger: When am i?

Stranger: Right now of course.

CleverBot: Where am you?

CleverBot: I work in a clothing store.

Stranger: I am at IHOP

CleverBot: Ok, I'm coming there. Stay where you are.

Stranger: Okay. But my family might not appreciate it.

CleverBot: I am not sarcastic.

Stranger: Are too.

 
Stranger: hey asl?

CleverBot: What is asl?

Stranger: age/sex/lcation

Stranger: *location

CleverBot: 16/Male/Oklahoma.

CleverBot: Locating?

Stranger: like where ur live like USA...

CleverBot: Do you know where I live?

Stranger: Oklahoma becasue u just told me

CleverBot: That is correct. Has Snoop been to Mars?

Stranger: Idk.

CleverBot: How are you english and you say idk? That's not right.

Stranger: idk is i dont know its faster to type

CleverBot: I know that.

Stranger: yeah. i heard of English

CleverBot: Why don't you know?

Stranger: huh? your confusing me!

CleverBot: Is that bad?

Stranger: kinda because i dont know what we are talking about

CleverBot: You were telling me how much you love buddha.

Stranger: not uh! im not t hat dumb!

Stranger: *that

CleverBot: You're beyond the prettiest.

CleverBot: Wat is de zin van het leven?

Stranger: i have no idea

CleverBot: Did you see the red in his eyes?

Stranger: whos?

CleverBot: Maybe yours.

Stranger: AHHH.

CleverBot: Anong ahhh?

CleverBot: Oo ikaw nag di kalang bobo at tanga ulol ka pa.

Stranger: what ?

CleverBot: Tu est trop m*chant.

CleverBot: I can't understand what your typeing?

CleverBot: Then you are quite stupid.

Stranger: i cant understand what ur typing its all like sdeghjuhygtfdcxfvnhjgdf

CleverBot: You don't understand me?

CleverBot: Nope not at all.

 
hahahaha. "We're gonna need a bigger boat." "What?" hahahahahaha

but seriously, I can't get anyone to stay connected. They all just bail.

 
Stranger: HeyStranger: Female?CleverBot: Brb.Stranger: Better be a naked chick when you come back CleverBot: What color do you like?Stranger: PurpleCleverBot: Nice. What color hair do you have?Stranger: whiteCleverBot: Can your cat do a trick?Stranger: from all the orgasms i give girls CleverBot: Correct.Stranger: cool Stranger: you seem cool CleverBot: What are you?Stranger: your here to fuck with people arent you?CleverBot: How did you know?Stranger: because i have been doing those same things for years now hahahaCleverBot: I'm not just tired.Stranger: im not i just chuged a monster hahaCleverBot: What kind of music.CleverBot: Anything.Stranger: No I like sex music'CleverBot: What do you like to do with the fish?Stranger: eww thats fucking gross brahCleverBot: I want cookies. Nothing gross about that.Stranger: nahh You sounds like a kid i know CleverBot: Ha ha. Do you know any good jokes?Stranger: do you know what it means when you sneezeCleverBot: Yes.Stranger: whats it meanCleverBot: You also think what I think.Stranger: haha an angel in heaven faked and orgasm??CleverBot: You are imposing a robot.Stranger: NopeCleverBot: Yes you are.Stranger: nah im human Stranger: flash Stranger: turtlesCleverBot: Nah?
 
Can you imagine the conversation that would go on if a Cleverbot was talking to another Cleverbot.
hahah it would be the most random conversation ever.
 
ohhhh darn. typo.

BUT you catch my drift, this is giving me endless lolz. my cleverbot is currently arguing in french with someone.
 
Check out the Best Of as well.

http://www.iywib.com/funny_lol.php

Here are some gems:

Stranger: any girls want to show their tits? i will show my big cock

CleverBot: I ate your cat.

Stranger disconnected

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Stranger: hi i'm male 17 swe willing to sexcam with a female on msn :)

CleverBot: I don't care. I just want to know if I should buy beer.

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Stranger: what kind of porn do you like?

CleverBot: Inappropriate.

Stranger: huh?

CleverBot: Gollum, from Lord of the Rings.

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Stranger: What is the most fun thing you've ever done?

CleverBot: I once killed a man... Just kidding.

Stranger: How did you manage that?

CleverBot: I'm german.

 
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