Olsen Twins

depending on the type of guy you are this is either good news or bad news. they are really slutty. my friend was at a party and looked through one of the windows into the rooms and saw one of them giving head to some random guy. i know it sounds like bs but ive heard way too many stories about them cause alot of my friends used to kick it with them

 
So all you 'random guys' out there, don't worry, you can still get head from celebrities!

 
a guy i went to highschool with (now were in university at diff schools) shares a room with a chick that has a video tape of avril lavigne playing strip poker when she was 16.

i so wanna see it and then jack it and sell it for 10 million

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and if you dont know then you dont know.

bitch.
 
unlucky guys the olsen twins are now at boarding school in england...and guess which school i'm at??!!! they are super hot and super dumb- so good for sly sex, they dont give a shit

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think what you will, but english skiers will takeover one day...
 
haha i love the countdown in hustler until they turn 18...its great

$$ ICED OUT RACING $$

'I'm sorry officer, i didn't know i couldn't do that..' dave chapelle

never talk to a police officer high, its a waste of weed
 
Oslen twins and those girl from Tatu make me fucking crazy.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
there would only be one bad thing about getting head some an olsen twin and that is i would be so premature i wouldn't even get to enjoy it.

 
^word but fuck teh kid who claims to be goin tto school wid em. liar

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
their names got bleeped out in Out Cold. 'these pants are squeezing my olsen twins. hey can i get a drink for mary kate and ashley'

Rock that shit
 
i never said i went to school with them, they went to cambell hall in sherman oaks and my friends used to go there if you dont beleive me you can check it out if your that worried about it. why not beleive people its alot easier that way

 
i think they were calling the english kid a liar

anyone wanna trade movies for my brand new session 1242 or RFA?

'the messenger goggle is so cool even my friends who snowboard think they're cool'-john symms
 
i was

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
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