Old people

so today i was in an elavator nervously awaiting the news i was about to hear from my doctor. Was my knee done and gone?would i need surgery again? then a ringing noise interupted my thoughts and the elavator stopped at level 3. when the doors opened a group of old people showered around me. They brought with them a strange undesirable smell and a long moaning conversation. i looked at them and suddenly became a little frightened. they were all casualities of time. the women had lost their beauty, and were all slumped over and distraught. They had all attempted to conceal their fates with lip stick, hair spray and that god awful permed curly hairdoo. the men were no less pathetic. They had canes, walkers and raspy voices. i started to freak out and wanted desperately out. the smells, the sounds, the sights. i knew that one day my youthfull body would frail up to the consequence of time and i would become one of them. instead of waiting to see when i would ski, i would be waiting to see when i would die.

 
ahh, well thankfully i have drank from the fountian of youth and there for shall never get old and be able to keep skiing untill the world implodes
 
ahahaha

ive said it before and ive said it again!

first commments always best.

fucking hell i dont wanna be old either

being useless is wack

and i totally agree with what the creator of this thread said

WELL SAID.
 
once micheal jackson said he was going to create a magic potion or pill or some shit that would make you stay young forever. ohhhh, m.j.
 
nothing's worse than the smell of dirty old man diaper. trust me I experienced this sunday night.
 
some huge moron old dude honked at me because i stopped at a red light before turning right on red. I was already in a pissy mood and I almost shat on his windshield.. from inside my car.
 
youve been dying since you were born. but old people smell like bats covered in bad smelling flowers in basements
 
old people? well to me that represent a contrast to vibrant youth. enjoy your young age because one day you will trade ur skis for a walker.
 
They keep using the same damn line:"Im too old to learn"

hahahahaha Nored, thats so fucking true. I thought changing a baby's diaper was the only odour that causes me to vomit!
 
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