old guys wearing twins

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ok the other day i was ride up the lift listenin to my music and this old guy sitting next to me asked me how i liked my lines (mavericks) i told him there great anyhow i look down at his skis and hes got the brand new Chronics 177cm just what i wanted for xmas (and i didnt get) i was thinking what the hell is this guy doing whereing those twins and he cant ski worth shit i was just wondering what you guys thought about old people wherein twins

 
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my friends dad is 42 and has twins, he still pulls huge 7's and backflips and shit...at 42!!!

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a) hes supporting line which means hes supporting our sport so good for him

b) your name makes me laugh

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hey what wrong with old guys havin twins, I got me a pair and I ski in the parks and do some pipe also. newschoolers can be old too. BTW I'm proably older than your parents and bet you I'm a better skier than you kid. So don't judge people till you've skied with them.

 
thats what happens when you have a full time job and a full income of your own.

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its more money for the freeskiing industry so than the freeskiers can get more bank then put out better product. quit yer bitchin

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yeah in whistler quite a few old guys ride Pocket Rockets and fat skis, but like 50 or 60 years old

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yeh dude i'd be giving that dude props. most old people are so closeminded about our entire newschool skiing sport.

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Twins are getting popular now, which is good because it gives us more money which equals out to higher quality skis with lower prices. Though it might create more posers... oh well at least they are having fun with them. Old saggy grey balls steeze.

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i also can't believe someone brought up old people w/ pocket rockets. HEY OLD PEOPLE CAN'T SKI POWDER, right!

 
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Think probably 25 years ago that guy was probably shreddin at the start of his own revolution just like we are now. if ya wanna call it a revolution, mebbe not that big but yeah

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i wish every skier on the mt would buy twins that way our sport would have hella money to put back into thier products and suport more riders

dont get it twisted
 
Yea, the other day I saw some guy trying to ride backwards like we all do on the runoff, and was in a snowplow backwards hella sketch, but hes trying u know, and they have money

 
yea we have put my dad on our twins before, hes 54 i think its funny, he gets all into it like joking around that hes going to go do tricks and stuff. i like seeing the old guys on twins its sweet! its kinda like seeing a lil kid on twins you can't help loving it

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yeah my dad has a pair of the B3's with the tips just turned up enough, so i try and get him to ski backwards sometimes, its pretty funny

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its good and bad. its good we are getting exceptance from the mainstream. its good people are spending money and helping our sport. its bad snow boarders will look at twins and say old people ride those. its really bad when old people have the pair of twins you wanted and couldnt get but they have them and ski groomers and the other end of their skis never see any action.

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your the man undercoverskier keep rippin

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there was this 60 year old texan riding up the lift with me with AR5's!!, i thought cool, but later i saw her and i saw her snowplowing down a greenrun. i guess she was having fun, but even though there is nothing wrong with it, i feel a pit in my stomach watching those turns as i turn to dust and wilt away, along with my america of old.

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same with seeing an old guy in a car, you gotta give them props

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haha this reminds me..

a week ago at sunapee, im in the parking lot and a 70 year old man pulls up with a beat red miata with his new PE's hanging off the window ski rack.. i love those guys

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i don't like the fact that they see these nice, expensive ski's and buy them, when they're just posers, i mean it goes for any sport, why would you go out and buy something top of the line, when you don't need anything close to that?

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everytime i see them i am usually just jealous about what type of skis they have cause sometimes they are better than mine

who dey?
 
oohhoo i didn't get my Chronics for xmas...boo fucking hoo, step off it kid. old dudes who rip are the best. theres like 3 old guys at my little hill with twins and its awesome to see. sure they don't throw corks or anything but twin tips aren't just for landing switch. some twin tips are also incredible all mountain skis and work well for their skiing style, you have no idea what you're talking about!

 
A lot of the non progressive riders you see on twins are on them because the person in the ski shop said they were a great ski. Now the sales person could have totally mismatched the person becasue they wanted to make the higher sale or they thought the ski, reguardless of it being a twin, would be the best model for them. Just because they are riding twins does not make them a poser.

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screw you man, my whole family (including my late-40s parents) are on twins. I'm about to kick your ass for my pops just cause he wouldnt waste his time on a little punk like you! what

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my dad has the old jp auclair salomons i gave him , he rips switch runs

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Aaah. YOu didnt get them for Xmas. Shoulda got coal you whiny bitch. Life must be real tough now for you. Who cares what some one else is riding? Your not jealous of an old geezer with a clostomy bag are you? For sure he dosn't have more steeze than you.

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My dad went and bought a pair of scratches. At first I was pissed because he never consulted me on such an important purchase. But now im stoked he got twins instead of some carver. the more twins the better. period.

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once, i saw a kid walking around in skate shoes, but he wasn't a very good skater. i don't know what the fuck he was thinking, wearing those shoes. some people. you know? shit.

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Yeah when I was in whistler last year this old guy called Fred had some pocket rockets, he came up like every weekend and was fucking fit as (he also cooked a mean Christmas lunch)

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I think ts awesome when i see older people on twins, older being like 30+.

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