Okay what the fuck is this?

Uncle.Badness

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So lately on facebook I have noticed a trend especially among black people to type in a strange fashion. Here is an example of what someone from my old middle school back in the day sent me. "Yea i KNo Every Since We Stop Goin To Da Same Sku We Stop Tlkn An Yu Act Like Yu Cant Keep in Contact wit nobody .! We Havnt ChiLled Oor Nothiin" Okay seriously? Sometimes I just am baffled by people...
 
This has been an ongoing problem in my community.





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people talk like this all the time in my school, they also replace g with q ............. unacceptable
 
Since the beginning of the internet. Not really a new fad some people are just idiots. I knew a chick in highschool ThAt TyPeD eVeRyThInG LiKe THiS BeCaUsE ShE ThOuGhT It WaS "CuTe".
 
dood itz so all yo homeboiz on fb know u iz hood az shit.
but here is an example from some chick on fb
Y IS IT SO EASY 2 REJECT A GUD PERSON?(YET WE STAY WIT SUMONE WHO TAKES US THRU HELL?) Y IS IT EASY FO US 2 LEAVE HOME? (BUT SO HARD FO US TO CUM UP OUT OF A HOLE?) Y DO WE SLEEP IN SKOOLL? (BUT STAY AWAKE THUR A 3 HR MOVIE?) Y IS IT SO HARD 2 TLK BOUT GOD?(BUT SO EASY 2 TLK BOUT PREMARITAL Y R CHURCHES GETTIN SMALLER?...
 
Half way through I literally wanted to kill myself. I couldn't bear to read anymore. The wee children need to learn proper grammar, fo sho.
 
It has nothing to do with black people.

All it has to do with is fucking idiots that think it makes them "hood"
 
Sounds like he just wants you to stop acting like you can't keep in contact wit nobody.
Just my take on it.
 
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when people talk to me like this and i know they are being serious, i just want to rage.

i usually send them a virus or something and tell them its Call of duty 4
 
I haven't really noticed that around here. What i have noticed though is equally annoying. Girls for some reason always feel the need to add extra letters in random, unnecessary places. Example: "Just haanging aroound the housse. ily
 
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