Ok i really need your help

[StevenSegal]

i have my finger stuck in a beer bottle right now and ne joke i cant get it off. this is not a joke ive tried soap and it doesn t work. please help im not kidding its on my ring finger and it wont come off!!!!!!!!

 

[hartig]

butter probably, warm it up a little bit, but not too hot because that shit burns sooooo much when its all melted

 

[slaydave]

just slam your hand down really hard on something.... the beer bottle will instantaneously shatter and will leave your finger without a scratch believe it or not... glad i could help...

 

[StevenSegal]

its turning blck fuck i dont wanna break the bottle cause i dont wanna hurt myself but i cant get this shit pas the knuckle

 

[StevenSegal]

goddamnit im not kidding fucking help me!!!!!!!!!

 

[Silister]

You'll have to smash the bottle

 

[bikerocker]

dude, butter, warm it up

 

[MacMahoooon]

not bad for 1 handed typing

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

haha

anyway just smash the bottle.

 

[StevenSegal]

okit's out...

sorry for making a threasd but that shit was in there for a solid half our and it went numb.

i ended spraying it all over with crisco, but that didn't work so i smashed the bottom.

i have a small gash in my finger, but at least i didnt have to go to the hospital, that would have been embarasing

 

[anomericas]

haha thats great.

 

[StarFire14]

haha what do you do when you have a bear bottle stuck on your finger? go to ns, the everything fix.

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

stay in school kids....and go to college.

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

why were you drinking at this time of the day in the first place?

 

[SlickRick.]

so true my frined

 

[Silister]

He's had practice

 

[StevenSegal]

oooh sick burn

 

[nitsua]

hahah why did u stick your finger in the bottle in the first place?

 

[Tolz]

why'd you stick your finger in there in the first place??

 

[StevenSegal]

why?

is that a question?

i'm a guy i had to see if it fit, and when it did't i Had to force it, c'mon.