Ohh the things your siblings say......

My 17 year old brother always asks me if I'm high. My 11 year old brother always asks me if I'm drunk. And the thing is whenever they ask me is when I'm not, dumb brothers.

The best was my friend's 11 year old brother. We were both really faded and we came back to his house real late and he's still up playing super smash so we join him. After a while he says "Jeff are you drunk? Because you're being way too nice to me." I could not hold in cracking up.

 
Why would your sister do that? I mean was she trying to be like "hey mom and dad look at me! I know how to swallow a whole penis down my throat!"
 
i have no siblings. :(

but to feel important i'll tell another story.

today in school we were supposed to clean our lockers. so in study hall we all try to go and my teacher says now one at a time, i don't want some huge locker orgy out there. the whole class lost it. she had no clue. she also has huge tits. like they are bigger than her.
 
My older sister is a blonde thru and thru....i had to convince her that Bud light was the light beer version of budweiser.......she is 20 btw..... and my whole family was at the table and we were talking about cinco de mayo, and she asks "well what day is it" and we say monday...and she goes "no no, i mean what number so i know if it conflicts with something else thats going on"..........Oh boy
 
i could understand the cinco de mayo thing. if you didn't know spanish you wouldn't know it meant the 5th of may.
 
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