OH no Justin, poor kid

Dee: Hold on a second, Frank. I think I know what's going on here.

This man has been realigned. He's a 'yestergay'.

Frank: What's a 'yestergay'?

Dee: A lot of gay men bounce around from label to label never finding

their proper gay home. My hunch is that this gentleman has gone from a

twink to a twunk to a twank.

Frank: What's a twunk?

Dee: Twink and a hunk. A Twink with muscles but still hairless.

Frank: So smooth.

Dee: Oh, incredibly smooth. A twank on the other hand, that's no good.

That's a twink and a skank. Essentially a rag doll that's been tossed

around from twink to twunk to bear to otter.

Frank: Wait, wait, wait a minute. What's an otter?

Dee; Subsection of bear. Still hairy but whereas a bear generates his

power through sheer mass alone, the otter generates his power through

extraordinary quickness, cunning, and skill.

 
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Inb4 he makes his rap album and develops a coke habit and gets a few dui's and subsequently falls into the where are they now child star list.
 
The fucking media nowadays.

"it seems justin has already lost feelings for the paparazzo that died trying to take pictures of him"

What a fucking joke

You fucking twink
 
A twink is a level 19 29 39 49 or 59 wow character decked out with non binding rare gear typicall from or found or bought by a superior player on the same account. Used for pvp
 
justin beiber was allegedly seen smoking weed by a man, who moments later, got into a car accident and died. sounds credible.

petition to put a lil poof of anthrax into every tabloid magazine.
 
TMZ articles are so ridiculously dumb. Why the hell would Bieber care about a random papparazzi dying?

Also, JBeebs should be able to afford a vape. I don't know why he's smoking joints.
 
Justin smoking pot



No big deal

62%

I think less of him

38%

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Total Votes: 111,040

Justin in 5 years



Reckless

68%

Responsible

32%

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Total Votes: 103,136

111k votes. fuck tmz gets traffic. and yes i was one of those votes pause but i'm not a twink like op

 
You can try escaping your twink-ness by denying it but in the end the truth will prevail, it always does.

Just face it, you're as twinky as a hostess factory.
 
The only thing I took from that article is the paparazzi guy trying to get pictures of Bieber died in a car accident while trying to get the pictures, I had to LOL a little. Bieber smokes pot=still alive, guy tries to snap pictures of bieber=hit by car.
 
inb4 justin bieber comes out with a rap album about how he smokes weed and all the kids on NS replace wu-tang with justin bieber
 
Beebz' fanbase consists of prepubecent girls (from 6-16?) and the group of guys who live by the word Yolo, and dress "SWAGGY", ranging from 13-16 (?) as well as eheath.

It's just a type of "omg shocking wtf beebz y u smoek weedz u my idol n shiet" kinda news. It will fade.
 
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