Oh hey little buddy!

Nicholas.

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i was just getting a drink in my kitchen and whos sitting on my sink? this little green treefrog(picture is an example not actual one). freaked me the fuck out when i went to reach for the faucet and he was there...

apparently they have been showing up all over my house.

i live in Vt and have never seen these before...id totally be down to keep one as a pet though, but they are mad jumpy and if i try to touch it it jumps like ten feet and sticks to something. anyone have any insight? im bored as fuck.
 
word i see those everywhere...

totally irrelevant though, but i saw a beaver outside my house a few days ago too.
 
google? i have no idea, my mom freeks about anything thats not a cat or dog so iv never been around frogs. try lettuce and crickets?
 
how have you never seen one before, i see them everywhere and accidentally merk them daily in my car. try feeding it crickets and moths
 
you can buy frog food at pet stores

im not really sure how i know that cuz ive never had a pet frog

but yeah to the guy who said crickets and lettuce it definitely wont eat that
 
one of these keeps walking around my house. whenever i go to throw it out my window it yelps and bites me. then it attaches to my leg and freaks out.
i kinda just leave him be now.
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dude their is a beaver family in my neighbors yard on their stream. the beavers dammed it up and made a pond haha. whenever you go by the pond they slap their tails on the water and go back in their dam.
 
dont fuck with beavers man, they will end your shit. i was tubing down a river one day and one poppeed up near us....we got away quick but for real they will gnaw your leg off.

^and word but how do you know whats in toad shit?
 
My cousin touched one of those once. He died 14 minutes later. Apparently it spits black shit and then explodes and gets all over you. He had an open wound and it got in there. He was also mauled by a bear I doubt that did anything though.
 
That made me giggle.

To the tree frog guy, you should find another one and see if you can get them to mate. I'm pretty sure tree frogs shoot their sperm like 3 feet or something ridiculous like that.
 
That is probably a gray tree frog, despite the fact that it is green (like 'brown' bears in the lower 48). If it is, it can change color to gray. My friend caught one and named it McLovin. I think he still has it at his house.
 
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