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some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
 
nah, canada is a place for people with red fros and no lives

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
ur a faggot thats why

*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
 
im just gonna sit here and watch this kid get burned

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
i am canadian. why AND PROUD OF IT

Your Toughtest Competitor Lives in Your Head. Some days his name is Fear. Or Doubt. Or Gravity. Stomp his Ass

Where i come from the drinking age is 15. if you havent started by then what the fuck is wrong with you
 
yes, i am canadian and i love living in canada

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
stef does kap really count as canada? i mean, it's so far away from civilization!!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
hey now, dont be dissing kap, this is home of the great northern alcaholics

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Free health care is a crap, lets the weak die

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken

Reporting for Duty with a Spork in one hand and a Porno in the other
 
^that didn't make sense.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
haha Kap.

I find that its 'awesome' that there's two ppl who are from Kap. on NS

Yeah I'm from Canada, IT FUCKING RULES

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
theres only one from kap, me

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I'm from Canada... a lot of people are. Dare I say the majority? Probably not.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
canada's been pretty gay to me

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
ill be gay to you, bend over sweety

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
this is the highlight of my life, lat finally hit on me

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
ya damn right i hit on you, hard from behind!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Stef.... Matman10 is from Kap.

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
this is Matman10's profile

Matman10 (9 posts)

Activities

Best Tricks Toxics, Japan Airs, 540 cross, 270 rail slides

Favorite Tricks cab 900

Home Kapuskasing Ont

Hobbies Mountain bikes, Skateboarding

cool eh? He says he knows you

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
matman10 eh??? hmm i think i know who it is

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
Yeah he says he skied with you

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
I love it hurre, better than thurr.

people don't understand ghetto speak up hurre though

'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
Wow, 2 ppl from Kap... that makes up a significant percentage of their population. I suppose we should be thankful that Lateralis isn't being inflicted on a major urban center... but yeah, Kap counts as Canada more than Toronto for fuck's sake. The place is as Canadian as you can get, I'm told...

J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
 
^ haha yeah

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
Yeah, i am canadian, and loving it, the best hills are here, the best pussy is here.

Stef, you make me look like shit, throw it down. Matman10

 
finally someone else from kap! im not alone anymore

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yeah canada sucks. i went out for coffee... no one has any flavors. i went to the grocery store for a candy bar. they have no variety. i went to a restaurant for some dinner. no variety, tiny portions. etc. etc. examples like these are abundant here... canada sucks.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Told Ya Stef

Proud to say that I was the guy who brought these 2 lovable Kap.S together

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
Yeah canada does suck, i went there on vacation once, and came back with 4 different diseases.

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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
 
^you went to whistler didn't you?

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*$*Carny*$*

some fag skier kid- i can pull a 180 on to a 20 foot rail and a 180 off.

Chauncy- Wouldn't sac yourself?

kid- Nooo

Me- We don't have 20 foot rails here, we only have a 8 footer.

Kid-......

Me- I hear B.S.

Kid- ummmmm....

I survived the Great Spamming of 2004-eh Chauncy
 
No i didnt go to ski or anything i just went to Niagra Falls for the weekend.

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1,000 out of 1,005 scientists agree that CANADA SUCKS!
 
im from whistler :D:D

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five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker.'
 
canada blames america for all of their problems, but america doesnt blame canada at all...its like making fun of a kid with no legs...you just dont do it.

 
you do if he takes off his fake legs and walkes around on his stubs.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
canada is a cool place. when im 19 ill be visiting there more often for a lil drinkey whinkey if you know what i mean ;)

'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0'

-lateralis responding to what dna is.
 
Canada is pretty cool. To the guy who said the coffee has no variety, you obviously never herd of Starbucks (which happens to be on like every street in Toronto of Vancouver) and most people have better stuff to do than buy $10 coffees.

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'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid

'My advice, in the words of the great AC/DC, is to 'Ride On''-Me on my religion test

'Kids these days with their long hair, peircings and such'-Nick

'My brother likes all these punk bands, like Good Charlette ans Simple plan'-Nick

I witnessed the Great Spamming of 2004
 
born in america...but i have canadian in my blood,so will u canadians draft me in the next racial draft?

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
i wish i was canadian.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
america doesnt have ketchup chips or whaT?

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
we dont have shit here in america. we suck.

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
Damn! How does your food come out?

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