Official notaskibum plan to take over vail resorts (and make money doing so)

[Notaskibum]

okay newschoolers fam, sit down

we all know vail sucks, they take out our parks, they jack up food prices, they pull our passes for going 2 mph and they just ruin the vibe

the good news is vail is a publicly traded corporation (ticker: $MTN). publicly traded corporations are owned by their shareholders and the shareholders have the right to vote on and select the board of directors.

the plan is, we buy up enough shares, put our own slate of directors on the ballot at the next annual meeting (i'm thinking jason leventhal, eheath, and nick geopper) and install new leadership that will turn park city into an actual park city.

I figure there are 1000 active nsers, vail has a marketcap of $13 billion, we need 10% of the shares to win a vote (most shareholders dont vote) so each one of us needs to ask daddy for $1.3M each and we can do this easy

whos in?

 

[theabortionator]

I'll ask my dad if he'll just buy the whole company for me. He's kinda bad at me still for wrecking the car last week but he might be down.

 

[SmokedGouda]

With climate change, vail is a bad investment. Just overthrow the company. They can’t stop all of us. Here’s their address: 390 Interlocken Crescent #100, Broomfield, CO 80021

 

[Bended_Toenail]

I would but my dad only has 5 mil

 

[SmokedGouda]

I would but my dad only has 5 mil

What? Only 5 mil? Bruh Rich mo fo haha it’s all good.

 

[PacificRimJob]

or just dont ski there like the rest of us.

 

[theabortionator]

With climate change, vail is a bad investment. Just overthrow the company. They can’t stop all of us. Here’s their address: 390 Interlocken Crescent #100, Broomfield, CO 80021

 

[elcheapo]

How boit getting thousands of Ricky mobiles to clog up the roads leading ti the resorts so no one has access, institutions see this and short it into submission then we buy all the shares at .oo1$ each and replace management/yellow jacjets with local stoner skiers

 

[GayWolf420]

damn bro some of yall are bugging because three kings isnt open yet

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

How boit getting thousands of Ricky mobiles to clog up the roads leading ti the resorts so no one has access, institutions see this and short it into submission then we buy all the shares at .oo1$ each and replace management/yellow jacjets with local stoner skiers

This is a better idea

 

[WoFIowz]

Love the enthusiasm but op if I had enough money to even have 1% of vail, I'd buy a mountain and let you all ski free. Call it the OG NS lifetime pass; must have 1000 posts and karma >5k

 

[oldmanski]

Love the enthusiasm but op if I had enough money to even have 1% of vail, I'd buy a mountain and let you all ski free. Call it the OG NS lifetime pass; must have 1000 posts and karma >5k

This!

We should pool our money together and start our own mountain. Soldier Mountain in Idaho was for sale a few years back for $800k, not sure if it ever sold or not. It does have its hit or miss snow seasons but would be cool to roll up, tell the ticket office your handle and them be like "[tag=254937]@HypeBeast[/tag], your cool, heres your pass, have fun".