Official New Years resolution thread

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.

if we all work together, what goals can we NOT achieve? other than immortality? or equality, or a functioning healthcare system, or control of the weather.

I RESOLVE TO SIMULTANEOUSLY BE MORE INFORMED THAN EVER BEFORE, AND USE LESS OF THAT KNOWLEDGE THAN PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT POSSIBLE. Basically, I resolve to be a true American.

 

[Brule.]

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[Substitute]

I promise to get Byron into kindergarten.

 

[.FRY.]

mine is to not be a joey

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

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unless i get a new computer it probably wont change

 

[Pozzy]

1366 by 768 pixels

unless i get a new computer it probably wont change

 

[CHORIZO]

My resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn

 

[Pozzy]

I will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.

My resolution is to only masturbate to russian anal porn

...have fun with that, op

 

[El.Guapo]

To spend the year std free

 

[Wampire]

I will personally make sure everyone of you fuckers does what they post.

Brutally rape and murder Byron

 

[S.J.W]

To make sure Brett Fisher learns correct grammar.

 

[SupremeDeity]

I'm going to cure cancer then sell it for an irrationally high price and make obscene profits

 

[Mingg]

Drink more booze

Shred harder

Spend less money

Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus

Spend more time on school

Stop being such an annoying person

Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.

Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.

 

[applegangster.]

munch more box

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Drink more booze

Shred harder

Spend less money

Save enough money for an apartment/house off campus

Spend more time on school

Stop being such an annoying person

Film more - people are starting to get mad, oops.

Also, I hope to get a summer job at my hill's ropes course. That would be rad.

mingy ming ming. missin the point.

 

[connecticunt]

Resolutions would be

Stop letting people walk all over me.

Ease up on the drugs.

Finally get my grades up and transfer.

Save money for travel and moving out.

Live in a way that would've made my baby girl proud.

 

[Anathema]

be more of a leader by example

 

[.Hugo.]

New years resolutions are for losers

 

[theabortionator]

Lol, new years resolutions. So dumb.

Like the people that post shit like this on facebook "Quit smoking, haven't had a cig in 6 hours" and everyones like "way to go girl" "good job" "you got this".

99% of the time new years resolutions are for people who want to feel good about doing something without actually doing it. They think up some ideas that warm their heart with no intention of committing to them.

Hopefully 2015 doesn't suck for me.

 

[GayWolf420]

ski lots and lots of pow

 

[SFB]

beat up more nerds and be more racist.

 

[JGWI]

Work hard and finish strong in my last year of high school.

 

[*Frankie*]

Buy danker weed

 

[no_steeze]

Eat more vegetables. I can't go on like this

 

[eheath]

Ban Lord_Byron

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

We already have a functioning healthcare system. We should get rid of medicaid and medicare, but those programs sure aren't preventing the healthcare system from functioning.

My New Year's resolution is to bang a black chick.

 

[Chubz.]

Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow

Buy a Car

Buy a nice camera

 

[Dobber]

Pee in her bu-....ear.

 

[000000000000]

Probably cut back on the binge drinking and focus on school more. I want to start thinking more positively too.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Ban Lord_Byron

FLEX

 

[Shelbsshreds]

Think positively

Have fun while improving my skiing

Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about

 

[eheath]

FLEX

Are you going to personally make sure I follow through?

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Are you going to personally make sure I follow through?

im shocked my stance on dead cops didnt already get you to pull the trigger.

lol pull the trigger.

 

[eheath]

im shocked my stance on dead cops

I think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

I think I'll just ruin your credablity and not follow through.

i don't have any credibility, this is a skiing forum. Really shutting down my career.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Get back in shape

Move to utah

Ski pow

Buy a Car

Buy a nice camera

All noble goals!

I managed to lose 35Lbs from last new years, getting in shape feels so fucking good.

 

[Nacho+]

Think positively

Have fun while improving my skiing

Go on the cross-country road trip this summer that I have always dreamed about

Bang an entry level pink name

 

[.FRY.]

Ban Lord_Byron

Ban ebeef

 

[Hodor]

deal. in that case you must help me

1. find my ring

2. raise an army

3. conquer middle earth

4. destroy the world of men