Official Mountain Hacks Thread

McRib

McRib

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Anyone have any mountain hacks/ cheats???

Mine is whenever I go to my home mountain I bring one quarter and buy a water cup with it, I grab the biggest one then go to the condiment and fill it to the top, walk out, and get a meal of pickles.
 
Stand a foot ahead of everyone else when boarding a fixed speed lift to it hits their legs first and slows down for you.
 
topic:Logan_G said:
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Say forgot season pass, get free day pass, go give day pass to friend, strap on season pass.
 
arriving late on busy days park in the ambulance loading zone. it's guaranteed to be free and no one ever gets hurt at ski hills anyways.
 
13365898:MTNS said:
Then proceed to get fined 380$ and get banned from the resort for 2 weeks
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That depends on the mountain. Where I ski they don't care, cuz you only get to do it once.
 
Pay for food and then ask for a cup as they are grabbing the food so you don't have to pay for a cup. Then fill it up in the employee break room because no one cares.
 
Never pay for gasoline again. syphon gas from all the parked cars in the parking lot. You can tell if it's premium if it tastes more tangy. Diesel is salty.
 
13366071:BBurt said:
Toe warmer on the back of your phone so the battery doesn't die
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I used to film years ago with this super sketchy video camera, on a cold day the battery would die almost instantly like 30 min or less this would have been soooooooo helpful.
 
Get take-away at the cafe and have whatever you want in the box, then when paying only pay for sml fries. They never check the box.
 
since no one liked my steal food from the caff idea last time. Order a double redbull and vodka but ask for the second shot separate and get the rest of the can of redbull. Then add the vodka and redbull as you drink it. This gets you two drinks for the price of one and a half and you don't have to battle the well vodka all at once.
 
when ordering chicken fingers + fries, eat a couple inside the cafeteria and then when checking out only pay for the half serving

ketchup, hot sauce, pepper, hot water, crackers = free tomato soup

this thread should be stickied
 
13366615:Loco-Deer-Slayer said:
Summary of this thread, "If it ain't free...steal it"

Bunch of fucking bums in here.
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Would you like to pay $20 for a half assed burger made of cow balls?
 
13366619:.CJ. said:
Would you like to pay $20 for a half assed burger made of cow balls?
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How about $2 for a delicious pocket sandwhich I made at home that morning in 5 minutes, and $3 for a few beers I brought.

Sure.
 
sudo apt-get install blizzard

Pretty sure that'll bring the snow, but you'll need to do something nice for the to get the password.
 
13366079:Sky. said:
I used to film years ago with this super sketchy video camera, on a cold day the battery would die almost instantly like 30 min or less this would have been soooooooo helpful.
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Gopro?
 
Why is everyone so amazed by the toe warmer phone thing, are you all that slow?

either way keeping your phone in your leg pocket against the warmth of your body is a much cheaper and logical way to stop your phone from dying, unless you use other pockets etc
 
13367348:marrows said:
Why is everyone so amazed by the toe warmer phone thing, are you all that slow?

either way keeping your phone in your leg pocket against the warmth of your body is a much cheaper and logical way to stop your phone from dying, unless you use other pockets etc
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if your pants aren't skin tight then your phone isn't anywhere near "the warmth of your body"
 
13366823:theabortionator said:
Fuck this whole bullshit "hack" trend. Jesus fucking christ, you aren't "hacking" life.
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ns is now buzzfeed.

and on another note who the fuck likes pickles that much
 
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