OFFICIAL CORENESS LEVELS ANNOUNCED

[hi_vis360]

Level 1 - You've purchased a level 1 movie before, shouldn't really have to explain this one

Level 2 - You have watched Zootspace more than 10 times and own Vishnus or ON3Ps

Level 3 - You have talked to/chilled with a cool "pro" skier who is actually just a dirty degenerate like you, but better at skiing

Level 4 - Cool snowpants level. Soldier Pants, Anytides, Lizard Stuff, r3evaluate etc

Level 5 - JETSKIS.XYZ and "ON3P is played"

Level 6 - You remember BroBomb and used to get all of your edits from there

Level 7 - Smoking cigarettes while skiing

Level 8 - Andy Parry

Level 9 - You start YOUR OWN cool snowpants company

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth

 

[Treegrabber]

Cigs not core

 

[ski_salmon69]

Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis

 

[Treegrabber]

Cigs not core

Maybe since smelling like shit is core

 

[hi_vis360]

Cigs not core

smoking cigs off hill: lame, bad for your health, waste of money

smoking cigs on hill: Dylan Manley

 

[keagan.karstens]

Level 12 jerked off to henrik

level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits

 

[hi_vis360]

Level 12 jerked off to henrik

level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits

I agree with the nateshredz bit

but liking e dollo is level 0.5 at best, he skis in competitions which is NOT CORE and 11 year olds idolize him, if people know about it it's less core dude come on

 

[gussin_it]

Level 2.5

You have skiied every picnic table within a 250 km radius of your house

Level 3.5

You destroyed your dining room table that has been in your family for 100 years because you needed filler in your edit

 

[Christian_Bale]

Cigs not core

Times are changing, u gotta smoke crack to be core now

 

[BradFiAusNzCoCa]

That is a huge jump from Level 1 to 2. I feel cheated. Can I be like 1 3/4?

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

I am none of these except core level 10

Maybe a little level 3

**This post was edited on Aug 17th 2021 at 9:59:56pm

 

[armchair_skier]

move up a level every time you tear your acl

 

[partyandBS]

What level or coreness would one be if their pre-ski pump up video is to watch the entire Chug Life series?

asking for a friend

 

[BLandz]

Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis

Having sex is not core. Core skiers don’t have time for sex because they are too busy making threads on NS about what level of core they are. Skierman literally hasnt fucked in 7 years. The guy is the definition of core

 

[sullivano*b]

turns out i am not core

 

[SendyMcSendyface]

Level 11: you’ve had sex with your skis

Level 14: You've had sex

 

[WoFlowz]

I do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers



My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

ok but what if I run a horrible meme account

 

[keagan.karstens]

Level -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Level 746 - switched to snowboarding

 

[ASSholebomber22]

ever since corona hit I have become a loner - nay - a monk in the religion of skiing. I drag myself to work when I have to (and watch ski edits the whole time) and if there's no work I just sleep for the whole day until the hill opens. I have become a nocturnal creature, only waking up as it gets dark to throw my musty ass gear in the car and drive to the hill. I rarely shower or brush my teeth; I barely ever eat. Haven't got the money, I blew an edge out and have to save for new skis. I drink exclusively water from a gallon jug (beers or liquor are a luxury that may be finessed). When I get home at night I watch edits and hit fat dabs until I pass out. Sometimes I lie awake in bed unable to sleep, tormented by the thoughts that I should've been steezier or gone bigger on something that day. I haven't talked to a girl in months. If you talk to girls, you're not really core. They are only a distraction. When I wake up on the hardwood floor at 4am because my air mattress deflated halfway through the night, I sometimes think "nobody will ever be as core as me." And I am happy

 

[DesertStix]

Damn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?

I do have a girl in my ski crew, her names Mary and she slides boxes and tubes so she’s pretty chill ig. Take that u uncore fucking posers

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My mom took this of her learning to slide a tube. She’ll try pretty much anything once she makes up her mind which is super cool and she’s defiently gonna progress faster than me or my homies

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Damn what I gotta do to have your mom film me?

Be the father figure that woflowz never had in his life ?

 

[Jems]

i smoke cigs while i hike bridger

 

[hdubs]

Cigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies

 

[Mackaroni_space]

i smoke cigs while i hike bridger

As long as it’s not big sky. Bitches will ski big sky and think they’re core, yeah daddies money is so core

 

[hi_vis360]

all you who say you have a girl in your crew are either

1 - lying to us, or

2 - lying to the girl you ski with about having an NS account, cause she wouldn't ski with you anymore if she knew that

 

[hi_vis360]

Cigs are not core enough. It’s all about smoking stoagies

 

[hdubs]

Yes this is the exact video I was thinking of. Arnold confirmed core as fuck

 

[SEABURN]

it goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.

(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational

 

[keagan.karstens]

it goes deeper.

I married one of the girls in the crew. We have a kid. I watch ski movies with him.

(He's 1 now, has gone touring in a backpack @4 mo old & has a pass for the magic carpet to use this spring)

the coreness has become multigenerational

teach the kid a kfed and I’ll name u as the most core dude I know

 

[armchair_skier]

Level 746 - switched to snowboarding

 

[keagan.karstens]

Level -1 because that’s lame as fuck get a life lmao

[tag=252953]@ColoradoDogfart[/tag] I forgot the tag

**This post was edited on Aug 18th 2021 at 9:57:23am

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

damn I miss brobomb, skiing could use more satire cause its really serious rn

 

[switchlip2]

All except 9 get on my level posers

 

[switchlip2]

And 5

 

[dogfartstaint]

Level 12 jerked off to henrik

level 13: watched 20 nateshredz edits

The immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz

 

[armchair_skier]

The immoral level 14 - jacked off to nateshredz

@fbi

 

[casual]

Level 11 : You’ve had a public feud with Greg Stump and you were a BroBomber and now most people don’t know/give a fuck what that is.

 

[dogfartstaint]

@fbi

 

[BLandz]

All except 9 get on my level posers

**reads level 8**

??

 

[vibe.crudo]

What level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze

 

[JAlps]

What level core is it to have a girlfriend that you don't ski with because she doesn't ski park and u don't want her to ruin ur lone wolf hot lapper steeze

That's at least a +5, core skiers don't date chicks who ski because they know it corrupts the purity of their steeze.

 

[junior1derful]

level 69: do chads gap

 

[Mackaroni_space]

level 69: do chads gap

Level 69.5: Get directions to chads gap from the parking lot of Alta

 

[snowmosexual]

Level 420: You live in a ski resort parking lot

 

[AndrewGravesSV]

level 69: do chads gap

chads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table

 

[hi_vis360]

chads gap is not core because the only core thing to gap is a picnic table

if you jib the landing or build a weird QP booter its core, doing the gap straight is XTREME, very different concept/ideology

 

[c-fries]

Level 10 - You have a girl in your ski crew, idk if anyone on this site has actually attained this level though it might be a myth

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All hail [tag=152847]@gravel[/tag] one true ruler of us all

 

[CatdickBojangles]

Core level 5000 - buy all your clothes from a thrift store and act like you are broke but in reality you are living off a 100 million dollar trust fund.

 

[switchlip2]

**reads level 8**

??

I thikn In dyslexci