Obsessive Compulsives

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Personally I have none, but I think they are pretty awesome...my dad used to have one where he would constantly flip a coin... and I was watchin Matchstick Men with Nicholas Cage and he had one where he had to open a door and count 'One, two, three'.. and he'd open and shut it on One and Two then open it fully on Three - he did it when he shut it too.. it was awesome haha, but does anyone here have any obsessive compulsives?

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-Whats so fucking wrong, and whats so anti-establishment about the idea of peace? Why is wanting to know the truth so anti establishment?

These aren't anti-establishment ideas, these are Pro fucking peace ideas-

all girls should swallow and enjoy anal sex - Lateralis

 
I have this thing where if I notice something in the room that is not in its place it will drive me fucking nuts untill I put it away somewhere or get it out of my sight. Its only certain things though... For ex. I have a tv stand with doors on them, if they are open during a movie I will think about them the whole time even if I am looking at the tv, so I usually make my girlfriend close that shit.

Motherfuckers...
 
purell hand sanitizer. god i'm addicted to the stuff

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
haha obsessive compulsives are funny. my dad is one and it pisses me off. he is such a neat freak, like he'll see soemthing a fraction of a hair off and he'll swtich.its funny

 
im the same with gato and ant4life. my cell phone in my pocket always has to be straight up antenna to the side to the pocket. my shoes have to be tied exactly the same. here at the computer the legs on the chair always have to be at a certain angle facing the desk. when i tear papers out of a notebook i have to have all the fringe on the side gone. when im writing with a pen the ink has to be really thick or i go over it a bunch of times to make it thick. i have more i just dont feel like making myself sound like a freak. oh yeah, im a neat freak when it comes to other peoples stuff.

i was going to go for a quad daffy but i was like, why huck? -mommy
 
one of my wicked smart friends has an ocd. he compulsively wahsed his face. He does it at parties. Its pretty funny because hell go into the bathroom and come out with his face wet. I kinda feel bad for him though.

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
 
Mine OCD is kinda the same as all the above except I just need to smoke a crack rock morning and night or else I go fucking crazy.

-Patj.
 
when im playing tennis if there is a fuckin ball anywhere near the court it drives me crazy. While im playig i can't concentrate i can only think about teh stupid ball. Also my friend has an OCD with the miles of gas left in teh tank meter on the cars. He can't stand it goind down or up ti drives him nuts. He tried taping over it but then he went crazy cause he ahd to know what it was at. Its kinda scary cause he looks at it alot of times while driving.

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, 'Son, can you play me a memory

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger mans clothes'

La la la, de de da

La la, de de da da dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

 
I have way too many to name, but the main one is the toliet seat. seriously. if that thing is up, i FREAK OUT! but i wont touch it, cause its dirty. so it stays like that.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
^irish, i have been trying to figure out ur sig for weeks on end, and i just know got that it was from super troopers. U need to learn some fuckin puncuation and a dash to show that that pretty pointless quote was from farva. Thers my OC right there, i cant stand it when i can understand something, i dunno, its kinda gay, but i just really pissed. But otherwise, im like the opposite, my room is trashed, and i cant organize worth shit.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
well, i have no ocds my self, but my step dad has got a fuckin neat one... hes generally an ass, but he once got really fuckin pissed at me because i actually put my hand on the handrail going down the stairs, and over the course of like 3 years made it dirty...

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i dont think i have any

oh wait NS

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
actually, i have this fucked up thing in my head where if i try to imagine a front flip for instance, the little character doin it in my imagination wont just do it, my mind will go to one part of the flip and just keep repeating it. for another example, if i think of a kickflip, my imagination will have the guy repeatly going through the actual flipping motion, but never get any farther... its fucked up, i cant really explain it

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'michael moore called...said he is ready to fuck you again' - SUpilot

'Yeah, most pros are strict Mormons. I read an interview with Tanner where he talked about his experience with a caffinated beverage. He said that it screwed up his style because he was poisoning the temple that is his body. Then some of his wives left him.' - Mistaskier

 
i have a perifural vision obesisive compulsive. if something is really noticible an distracting me in my periferals it drives me nuts so i have to move and it if its balnk and all one color i have to put osmething there its crazy

 
I have one but it actually helps, (it happens mainly on skis), if im workin on a trick i'll get bored of it really fast if i dont keep doing deff grabs or go bigger, same with on rails i get soo bored of rail sliding that im always switchin it up by tryin to spin on and off, but and ex. of the jumps is, we only have a 20 foot table and we got a 55 footer right at the end of the yea, and at first all i would do is 3 the big table then i got bored, by the end of the next day i was cork 9 safeting it, and i have only ever done one 900 before that (which was on the same day) on account of only havein a 20 foot table

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
KLD, im leaving my sig, just for you. its my fav line in that movie, so quiet. and there is no other puncuation in that line. rewatch that scene, and youll know what im talking about.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
There is this guy who lives by me, and he vaccums his lawn, and powwer washes his drive way. He got TPed once, and freaked out about it. He installed a security system.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
theres an old crazy lady here who is constantly spraying her sidewalk with her hose to keep it clean, sometimes shes out at like 4 in the morning and does it all day and if you touch her lawn she'll attack

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
yo irish another good one is hes soo bulgy hes lyk a moose lol hahaha... my ocd is waxing my skis and keeping em nice like on the lift lines i someone hits my back tip i freak out...

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
same as 4D....

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'...just stick your virgin musical penis into the musical vagina of the internet.' - joeengel
 
(putting this above the spam)

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

hoodratz47: sweet your now black....
 
my brother has ticks ...like he wil always snap his fingers , and he will always shake his head really fast .

Fight the power Line skis since 1995!!

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oh so thats what you call a getaway well tell me what you got away with cuz i'v seen more spine in a gelly fish i'v seen more guts in an 11 year old kid. have another drink and drive your self home .i hope there is ice on all the roads. so you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt . and again whn you'r head smashes thro the winsheald .

 
has anybody ever seen the show Monk? funny shit.

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-steve

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]
 
my other ocd is the clicking of pens yo and proolly chewing on em too...

no snow...

no girls...

no future..

snowfall dictates the days activities if the snowfalls then do it another day..
 
when i walk down a set of stairs, i have to start with my right foot

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.

 
4D i know exactly what you're talking about.

the backs of the legs on my pants always have to rest RIGHT at the bottom of my shoe. if they are too long i will cut them or wear them until they fray, and once they shrink or enough tears off i give them to my shorter friends. if the bottom of my jeans comes more than an inch higher than the heel on my shoe, they're too short. also when i spin records, i feel my mixes are complete failures unless they come at the exact right time in the exact right manner. when they don't it makes me incredibly pissed off

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
I have this one ocd where i cant stop wiping my ass, then my ass starts to bleed, then i freek out and spread the entire bathroom in blood. if I miss a spot it drives me crazy.

A Jam a day keeps the doctor away.
 
4d, the same thing used to happen to me and it would frustrate me soo much. BUt then i just worked on making what ever i was spinning with my mind stop spinning, and now its not a problem anymore. If its a skier doing a backflip, try also picturing the jump and his landing along with the rotation.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
Oh ya, NM, thought that ur quote was when farva was getting all pissed at the guy, and screamed 'i dont want a large' or something like that.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

-Not enough money for a summer camp this year-session 4

_-_-_-_Scoot4Life_-_-_-_

 
whenever i'm walking on a sidewalk I have to take the same number of steps in between each line in the concrete. It's pretty annoying.

Always remember. . .Pray for snow
 
If I'm in school and I'm writing and I mess up on a letter or a couple letters in a word or a whole word and it doesn't look the same as the others or it's not as neat I'll erase it until it looks okay, and then sometimes I erase parts of other words and I just can't write in the missing part of the words, I gotta erase the whole paragraph and write it over.

And, if I'm taking notes on something then somebody tells us to add something to our notes and it will mess it up I just won't add it because then it will throw everything off balance. They both get wicked annoying.

 
I have the sidewalk step ones. Sometimes i have to jump to keep it even. I also tap all the time because of drumming and whenever i build/make something it has to be as good as i expected or i'll be relaly pissed and try for hours to make it perfect. To bad that doesn't go for homework.

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SkeeOrDie: I don\'t hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
^Whenever I get on AIM and there are people away I have to check all their away messages. Sometimes there are 26 people away and that gets annoying. And if it says some away message like '%n I'm not at my computer right now' it's like, well obviously, and that gets me pissed and I don't know why..

 
mine is things like, if a room is super messy i have to clean it. or if my bed isn't made before i go to sleep i have to make it

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---Kloie---

skiing=radical
 
if i see an object and its not positioned right i hae to move it. if i cant get it right then i throw it out the window

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
I have a walking OCD. I'm trying to fight/ignore it, but i need to keep my steps rhymic and if im on a sidewalk i dont step on cracks, no matter what.

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-Brad, Representing the KPP
 
since i was younger, ive always sucked my thumb and have to have my piece of satin at the same time. i bite my nails and chew pen lids, dont know if they are one though. i hate it when my pants are too short, they have to cover my shoes or like touch the ground. when i was younger i had more though apparently.

*And for the fragile force of an agile horse, here's a handful of very special chocolate chips.*
 
yeah 4D same thing with me like i imagen a stick on axle like a pengilem and it swings over and swings around and around i can't make it stop in a way that would be like physically possible

 
if when i wright my name it doesnt look perfect i have to erase it and rewright it.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
at work...i just realized this last night...the tables MUST be spotless, the shake switches MUST be on low unless in use, the cake shit has to be in perfect places, and if the tubs arent scraped, i go fucking insane. and i dont remember if i said this before, but since there is no lid to the pee pee throne, i just dont go into the bathroom cause it pisses me off.

I dont want a large Farva!
 
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