haha, i keep saying i'm bored with this and don't post as much, but when i think about it, i still get on at least every other day to piss kevin, tom, sam, grant, chris, tyler, and dlite off.
'Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I cant help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.' - Mariah Carey
'I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.' - Dan Quayle
'I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.' - John Wayne
'You're watching the Family Learning Channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.' - Excerpt from Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
'Whats the difference between you and a Mallard with a cold? Ones a sick duck... i cant remember how it ends but your mothers a whore.' -SNL
tryin right now.....sqqqqquuuueeeeezzzeeeee, it's not working. sqqqquuueeeeezzzeeee. stupid facial hair, i'm sick of a goatee, i want more dammit! MORE!!!!!