Nutting vs sacking a rail

asparagus

asparagus

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I was talking to my skater friend about skiing and I used the term “nutting a rail”. This confused the shit out of my friend and I proceeded to get clowned on.

This brings me to the question, why do skiers say nut when skaters say sack? I’ve heard skiers use both words but saying “i nutted on a rail” instead of “I got sacked on a rail” seems to only exist within skiing.

I get that nuts and sack are pretty interchangeable words for balls but who’s idea was it to make it sound like we ejaculate on rails??
 
If you enjoy it its nutting

sacking hurts

Ive never per say nutted on a rail, but ive certainly arrived home after and enjoyed the memory
 
Really confuse them and say crotching it. That dude crotched that rail hard.

If it make you feel good, I say Nutshot (nutted). No one ever corrected me
 
I’ve always said sacking a rail and I ski and skateboard, personally never heard anyone say nutting a rail but that’s just me
 
14344182:freestyler540 said:
Really confuse them and say crotching it. That dude crotched that rail hard.

If it make you feel good, I say Nutshot (nutted). No one ever corrected me
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I fully support this and the logical next step of saying you crocheted it. Or, if you're from NH, pronouncing it as Crotched Mountain is.
 
Op is definitely projecting ive never heard anyone say theyve nutted on a rail. Get off of railhub you sick fuck. Half of those rails belong to churches and elementary schools
 
Im still thinking about cumming on rails

wouldnt that be a great prank April 1st on the park crew
 
I guess it never crossed my mind that saying “nutting” sounds like you are ejaculating on the rail. When I think of sacking I think of a more violent action like when you take the donkey dick only right to the sack.
 
14344249:BLandz said:
Op is definitely projecting ive never heard anyone say theyve nutted on a rail. Get off of railhub you sick fuck. Half of those rails belong to churches and elementary schools
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Whats the take on skiing rails at churches? Theres a sick fdfdfdf at a church i know of...
 
What about those who only have 1 testicle, would they say “I slapped my nut on that jawn” or “i half-sacked that rail”

or do girls say “i snailed that rail”

?

can’t discriminate
 
14344416:MaimHelp said:
What about those who only have 1 testicle, would they say “I slapped my nut on that jawn” or “i half-sacked that rail”

or do girls say “i snailed that rail”

?

can’t discriminate
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Stop those kids already face enough discrimination for always being asked if they’re a lefty or righty in more ways than one
 
The biggest factor here is the use of the preposition “on” which would absolutely imply that the skier did in fact release ejaculate upon said feature.

The use of the passive voice may help correct this confusion: “he got nutted by the rail” rather than “he nutted ON the rail.” The two phrases present two radically different situations in my humble opinion.
 
14344590:mikemac said:
The biggest factor here is the use of the preposition “on” which would absolutely imply that the skier did in fact release ejaculate upon said feature.

The use of the passive voice may help correct this confusion: “he got nutted by the rail” rather than “he nutted ON the rail.” The two phrases present two radically different situations in my humble opinion.
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“he got nutted my the rail” sounds like the rail jerked him off
 
Whenever I have a rough day in the park and tell my friends how much rails banged me they laugh right in my face. I don’t understand, are they not familiar with my vocabulary? What is funny about getting banged by rails? Do skatebarders not talk like me?
 
14344249:BLandz said:
Op is definitely projecting ive never heard anyone say theyve nutted on a rail. Get off of railhub you sick fuck. Half of those rails belong to churches and elementary schools
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? bruhhh
 
14345517:Piss_Boy said:
We used to call it taco. "Yo other 10 year old I met in the lodge just tacoed that rail!"
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This is a taco

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Because you’re body is folded around the rail like a taco shell
 
14344311:iced said:
Im still thinking about cumming on rails

wouldnt that be a great prank April 1st on the park crew
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Sounds like the ultimate wax to me. Would you pre-collect the sample or pull a nature nut in the park?
 
14345903:mrk127 said:
Sounds like the ultimate wax to me. Would you pre-collect the sample or pull a nature nut in the park?
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I'd fuck the rail spontaneously

then hit it like twice before patrol comes to escort me down to the cop car in the parking lot
 
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