Nude intruder hitches ride on moving jet at LAX

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Man arrested after climbing into wheel well of taxiing Qantas jet

Updated: 6:38 a.m. ET Nov. 6, 2004

LOS ANGELES - A Canadian man, angry that he was refused a plane ticket to Australia at Los Angeles International Airport, stripped naked, sprinted across the tarmac and climbed into the wheel well of a moving jumbo jet, officials said.

Pilots of the Qantas Airways flight stopped the plane upon realizing they had picked up an unauthorized passenger and the man was coaxed out of the wheel well and arrested for trespassing, airport spokeswoman Nancy Castles said Wednesday.

“This was an extremely dangerous thing for him to do,� she said. “If he had continued to cling in there with the aircraft taking off at over 200 per hour, he might have fallen out and could have been sucked up by an engine.�

“If he had survived that and was in the wheel well when the landing gear was retracted, he could have been crushed by the mechanism. And if not he very likely would have frozen to death during the 15 1/2 hour flight at 30,000 feet while wearing no clothes.�

The man, Neil Melly, 31, tried to buy a one-way ticket on the Qantas flight on Monday evening, but was turned down because he could not supply a valid credit card, Castles said.

Later, he managed to climb over an airport fence, topped by three strands of barbed wire, without injury and was spotted by a ramp worker “running, naked, full-speed� toward the plane.

Castles said a check by authorities found that Melly had been reported missing to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police and was suffering from bipolar disorder, a manic-depressive illness.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6407177/?GT1=5809

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i saw that on the news on my phone in the news, what a dumb ass!

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that's fuckin awesome

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

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Royal Canadian Mounted Police pride right there.

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this man deserves a shrine built in his honor.

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Yea but he is lucky they stopped it because he would have def died on the way there a very very misserable death

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oh totally, which wouldve been equally awesome, a darwin award for sure.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

liberals think killing babies can be both fun and profitable, while conservatives think killing foreigners can be both fun and profitable - ice-is-scary

bitch, whered my watch go - simon, wrist deep...?
 
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he should get a darwin honorable mention for almost dying, but getting away without a scratch.

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
the plane never went anywhere. they just saw him trying to get in there when the plane was parked. thats the real story.

 
and he was a manic depressive bi-polar. I think that he was not sane, and thats why he did it. If he acts like that all the time, he isnt going to get a wife anyways and then when he doesnt reprodce, you can give him a darwin award.

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whats his name? i need to send him a dollar

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